‘Man Marries Tree (Not a Satire, Folks)’ (2016)

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I think if I were ever told that So-and-so is “an actor and activist,” I would try very hard not to be introduced to him. But here’s a pinhead who insists on introducing himself to the world.


Has anybody noticed that the people who are doing the most to spread nature worship are the same ones who are paving over everything? They talk a game of Gaia while they’re putting up another strip mall. And they never saw a McMansion that they didn’t like.

Marrying trees won’t stop them.

But electing really angry and aggressive conservatives to every level of government… might. At least they couldn’t do worse.

‘Another Stupid Movie in Which a Lot of People Get Killed’ (2013)

Don Castro in The Happening (2008)

You do wonder how a movie this bad can even get made. Like, when they watch the dailies at the end of each day’s family, does no one say, “Uh, this is turning into a load of poop”? Does no one read the screenplay and remark, “You know, of course, that this is witless babbling?”


Meanwhile, Hollywood is getting set to clobber us with 16 comic book movies–16!–for the summer.