Do people just blow you off? Do you lack gravitas? Do they ignore you when you try to have a conversation? Well, bunky, we can change that for you, big-time!
New from Acme False Facts Inc.–Iconic Buzzwords Disk! Just slide ’em into your computer, lean back in your chair, and listen and learn! In no time at all, your family and friends, and even people who despise you, will be all ears when they see your lips moving.
Iconic Buzzwords (sh*t, I typed it “buzzards,” that won’t do!) will bring you up to date and cutting edge with all the latest gobbledygook and teach you how and when to use it. And it’s great in combination with your latest False Facts set. We have it on good authority that Beto O’Rourke has started using it. If he can come back from obscurity, so can you!
Gender Apartheid! Climate Mobility! Mega-election Year! You may not be a noozie or a politician, but you can certainly learn to talk like one! When in doubt, plug in a buzzword! Guaranteed Iconic! And suddenly everybody’s listening!
Order your first month’s disc today–we’re not gonna stop manufacturing them until the world runs out of buzzwords… and who’s ever gonna let that happen?
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