Canceling Mr. Potato Head

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There’s a price on his potato head!

Why do corporations do this–bow and scrape, and grovel, trying to gain the approval of Organized Sodomy?

The latest example is Hasbro, the toy corporation, and one of its longest-running and most successful toys: Mr. Potato Head.

Hasbro has announced that in the interests, as usual, of Inclusiveness and Diversity (can you gimme hallelujah?), it’s going to drop the “Mr.” from Mr. Potato Head and… “let kids create their own types of potato families, including two moms and two dads” (https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mister-no-more-mr-potato-163741315.html). Barf bag, please.

And in the interests of having it both ways, Hasbro has left the toys themselves virtually unchanged.

Mark Simone says that if anything can kill the Far Left Crazy, it’ll be this absurd fetish of being mortally offended by totally trivial and silly things… like the “gender” of Mr./Mrs./Ms./Fhz. Potato Head. If that’s what gets you cranking, there’s obviously something wrong with you and no one should listen to you anymore.

The whole Woke Idol being cast down, in the end, by Mr. Potato Head…

What a great way to end the story!

Flash! College is Good for Something, After All

Well, who said our colleges and universities are of no worth whatsoever to the national economy?

Consulting the 2016 earnings report of the Hasbro Corporation (toy manufacturers), “PLAY-DOH revenues posted double-digit growth” ( http://investor.hasbro.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=979849 ). Put that in your pipe and smoke it! (The statistic, not the Play-Doh. The Play-Doh will only clog your pipe.)

I knew there had to be an upside to thousands of collidge students sitting around playing with Play-Doh because they can’t face life. Just hadda be!