Canada Again (*sigh*)

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Justin Trudeau… the poor man’s Fabio

When they’re not busy banning numerals, tossing people into prison for using the wrong pronoun, or trying to resurrect the dreadful Section 13 of the infamous Human Rights Act, Canadians occupy themselves by electing stooges like Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to represent them to the world.

At a recent town hall in Edmonton, Trudeau impressed the dickens out of liberals everywhere by gently chiding a woman for her use of the word “mankind.”

“We like to say ‘peoplekind,'” babbled the P.M., “not necessarily ‘mankind,’ because it’s more inclusive” (–and you just gained two squares on your Blather Bingo card.

Alas, poor Trudeau fell headfirst into the new feminist taboo against “mansplaining,” a feminist dogma that makes it an offense for a man to impart any information to a woman.

We have been unable to confirm reports that Trudeau is secretly “transitioning” into a woman to solidify his popularity among feminists. This would also allow him to answer a woman’s question without giving offense. Remember, “The future is female!” No more men! That’ll solve all the world’s prombles!

If it doesn’t, it’ll be interesting to see who feminists blame for that.

Feminists: Pumpkin Spice Latte is Racist

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Leftids don’t even try to make sense anymore. Random brain activity spews straight out of their mouths.

For instance: A feminist gaggle calling themselves “Ultra Violet” has claimed that Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spice Latte is racist and you are a racist if you buy some because a couple of Starbuck’s franchises are on properties owned by Donald Trump who owns a lot of properties and everybody knows President Donald Trump is a white supremacist so when you have a Pumpkin Spice Latte you are helping to fund white supremacy (–Huff, puff, aaah! [pause to hyperventilate]

Uh, what about the other flavors? If you go into a Starbuck’s and order some other kind of latte, are you still a white supremacist? What makes all the other flavors all right, if indeed they are all right and don’t turn you into a Ku Klux Klanner when you drink one? “One latte makes you racist, but another makes you pure…”

Does anyone still think feminism serves any kind of useful purpose?