‘Oh, Please, Please Buy My Tickets!’

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Honk if you think she’s funny–and then explain why.

Alleged comedian Kathy Griffin has been begging the public to buy tickets for her oh-so-funny comedy tour.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/01/29/kathy-griffin-says-her-comedy-tour-not-selling-well-pleads-with-fans-to-buy-tickets/

But she had her 15 minutes of fame several years ago, when she posed with what was supposed to be President Donald Trump’s severed head. Real knee-slapper, eh? All she’s done since then is have her lips artificially puffed-up so she looks like a fish.

So there she is, all over the social media, pleading with viewers to buy tickets to her show… and wondering why they don’t. “I need sell-outs!” she says. She means selling lots of tickets. The moral sell-out occurred long ago. “I’ve been through hell!” she laments. Wow, not a dry eye in the house.

Y’know, I don’t think libs and leftids understand that most people aren’t with them. They think we’re as dopy and corrupt as they are. Do they honestly not know that their side never, ever wins unless they cheat? If we ever have an honest election again, they’ll be flabbergasted by how few votes they get.

Pauline Kael: “I don’t know anyone who voted for Nixon!” McGovern campaign epitaph, 1972.

Too Gross Even for Satanists

Note: this is not a satire.

The “Church” of Satan has disavowed CNN unfunny comic Kathy Griffin’s ha-ha sham beheading of President Donald Trump (http://www.theamericanmirror.com/satan-worshipers-disavow-kathy-griffin-grotesque-trump-behead/).

I will not post that image here. If you want to see it, go to the Drudge Report.

So this little “comedy” stunt was a bit too revolting even for Satanists. Can you dig it? The Democrats are so far off the deep end, they’re even losing the Satanists.

The “comic” has issued the usual boilerplate apology for her actions, claiming she’s not a violent person.

Uh… yes you are. You just proved it.

Do they honestly, truly believe they’re going to win over the hearts and minds of normal people–when they can’t even win the Satanists!–with behavior like this? With riots, threats, actual violence, crazy language, and all the rest of the garbage in their bag of tricks? “Wow! The picture of Kathy holding up the bloody severed head of Donald Trump sure has convinced me that I should’ve voted for Hillary! I can’t wait for the next election! You can bet I’ll be voting Democrat!” Is that how liberals think it works? Because they sure are acting like they think this is the way to charm America.

They must never, never, never be permitted to take power in America, ever again. Never again.

Because they are telling us who they really are and what they’d like to do to us, if they ever get the chance.