Before we all go crazy, we turn to British education (and ours is no better!) for comic relief.
With Britain getting buried under record-setting Climbit Change snow, the principal of an East London school has decreed that the kiddies are not to “touch snow” (https://www.sfgate.com/world/article/School-forbids-children-from-touching-snow-12717304.php). No snowmen, no snow angels, no snow forts, and certainly no snowball fights!
The principal says he’s afraid of lawsuits. But not to worry: “If you don’t touch snow you’re not going to throw it.”
I was just kidding a couple of weeks ago when I wrote a piece about Play-Doh contributing to Global Warming, and so does everything else, so people would be wise to refrain from all activity of any kind. (https://leeduigon.com/2018/02/09/urgent-warning-play-doh-causes-global-warming/)
But this principal isn’t kidding.
Public education: making people dumber and woossier by the day.