Yes, College Makes You Crazy. And Stupid

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Holy cow! They’re actually paying to be subjected to this?

O frabjous day! Michigan State University’s 2023 official Language Guide has been released–so students and staff will know what words they’d better not say if they know what’s good for ’em (

The purpose of all this Word Police sh*t is to make everything more “inclusive.” Brilliant! Why didn’t I think of that? You achieve “inclusion” by excluding stuff! Like any words that might conceivably be associated with America, Christianity, Christmas, Easter, mental health, the past, the present, the future… Crikey, it might be easier just to take a vow of silence.

Can we ask this question again: Why in the world do you people want this? Why do you think our country’s got to have it?

Or, to put it another way–what the devil’s wrong with you?