Totally new! Guaranteed not to offend! Our Empty Bucket costume, ideal for Halloween. Available at any college where they know what’s good for ’em.
Halloween will be here before you know it–and you’ll want to be sure your Halloween costume offends NO ONE.
I don’t know if they’re still doing this, but some years ago, colleges and looniversities set up “Halloween Hot Lines”: you could call ’em up to find out whether your costume is “offensive.” The gibbons answering the phone calls would decide.
“Progressives” really hate the idea of people enjoying themselves–unless it’s at a public execution.