Communism gives you gulags, socialism gives you shortages of toilet paper, and capitalism is for selfish meanies! But here’s a whole new economic system that has ’em all beat.
Magic!
A Whole New Economic Philosophy! Absolutely Guaranteed to Work!
Magic gives you what you want, no matter what it is. It comes from a university and will be managed by the government, so it’s guaranteed to be totally great. Three wishes for everybody!