Chelsea Clinton: Genius?

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No sooner do I post a wee bit of fiction for humorous effect that this item comes along and tops it.

Chelsea Clinton–already earmarked by some for high political office, like her parents, Bill and Hillary–saw a picture of Abraham Lincoln wearing a “Make America Great Again” hat and, it seems, got the willies over it, to the point of publicly asking if the image were photoshopped: the alternative being, it was real ( http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/03/dumb-brick-chelsea-clinton-wonders-lincoln-maga-hat-photoshopped/ ).

And you thought Joe Collidge was silly for being freaked out by The Fly.

Some deemed it necessary to reassure Chelsea that Lincoln did not actually support Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

She is obviously destined for the U.S. Senate.

And the Title of My Next Book Will Be…

Bell Mountain Set (8 Books)

Egged on by “Unknowable” (you can blame him), and inspired by Joy Villa’s album going from #500,000 on amazon’s sales ranking to No. 3, in just hours, I have decided to title my next book King Ryons Makes Obann Great Again. Or Jack and Ellayne, or Helki–whoever’s turn it is.

Gotta do somethin’ to perk up sales, and this seems to be the quickest fix available. I wonder how many copies I’d have to sell, to go from 500,000, or worse, to a bright and shiny No. 3. Here’s hoping I find out!

Singer’s ‘Make America Great Again’ Dress Causes Her Album Sales to Skyrocket

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Well, here’s some news that’ll make leftids go running for the Play-Doh.

Within hours of her wearing a “Make America Great Again” dress to the Grammys, singer Joy Villa’s album sales on amazon.com have increased by more than 18 million percent ( http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/02/joy-villas-album-sales-explode-18106633-within-hours-wearing-make-america-great-dress/ ). Her sales ranking on amazon went from 543,202 to… 3!

Let ’em put that in their hash pipes and smoke it.