You can have zoomies outdoors; in fact, you can have a dust-bath at the same time–can’t do that indoors!
Watch this little pig go. Dare I say “he’s hamming it up” for the camera?
You can have zoomies outdoors; in fact, you can have a dust-bath at the same time–can’t do that indoors!
Watch this little pig go. Dare I say “he’s hamming it up” for the camera?
The bear is thinking, “Mmm, pork chops!” Just climb into the pigs’ enclosure and chow down.
But that ain’t how the pigs see it. Maybe the bear thought there was only one of them. In fact, there are two–and they don’t want company.
Sometimes you’ve got to make your own fun. Animals know this: it’s why they invented zoomies.
This piglet has a black belt in zoomies. If he’s still into it as a 500-lb. hog, he’s going to need a bigger playground.
Science has shown clear evidence that piglets can and do perform zoomies–even if some of them are really just chasing the chickens. As for adult pigs… The prospect of a 500-pound hog racing about with the zoomies is a daunting one. Anything that gets in the way is history.
We were set to show you a full-grown wild boar with the zoomies, but our camera man ran away. The mini-pig in this video was a last-minute substitution. Our scientific study of zoomies has hit a snag–couldn’t find any sloth zoomie videos.
Archaeologists are going to see this stuff and really wonder about us. “What’s that? What kind of animal is that?” “Uh, it seems to be a baby pig–with some kind of knitted garment on.” “Someone made a garment for a pig?”
Well, see? We’re not all bad. Not all the time.