Now I’ve Heard Everything

Skeleton X-Ray - Rocks In His Head Stock Illustration ...

Aha, I knew it! Rocks in the head… all the classic symptoms

Ain’t the university grand? Get a load of this from the U. of San Diego:

Racist Geologic Formations of Subjecthood” (https://www.campusreform.org/article/new-geology-study-explains-rocks-can-help-heal-racism/27520).

What? You think that’s just a lot of gobbledygook? Well, then, try this on for size:

Conceptualizing Black Humanity Through Geopoetic Intimacy and Resistance: Memory Making Blah-blah-blah

Or do either of these two make you want to run out and liquidate your bank account so you can enroll at SDU:

Gender Communication (Come on, that’s too easy). Okay, then, this’ll do ya–Critical Whiteness and [Something–who cares?] Practices.

“Rocks heal racism,”

Go ahead, read the article. I challenge you to explain it. If this isn’t the biggest pile of Wock-wock on the Internet… I’ll throw rocks.