‘Kansas Isn’t Kansas Anymore, Toto…’

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Remember, in The Wizard of Oz, how Dorothy says to her dog, “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto”? Well, now she could say that without leaving Kansas.

We’ve been talking about loopy ideas, and a culture that’s abandoned God…

So in Lawrence, Kansas, a former video store has been turned into an occult-themed shop, “The Village Witch,” catering to “the growing pagan population.” (http://www2.ljworld.com/weblogs/town_talk/2017/sep/27/a-witch-themed-store-opens-in-eastern-la/) On the same page is “Test Your Spell-Casting Skills–Can You Cast Spells That Work?” Make sure you send them your email address. And also some click-bait: a headline featuring “Judge Judy’s Tragic Death.” Judge Judy is still alive and the story has nothing to do with the bogus headline.

It’s all of a piece, though, isn’t it?

Here in America, we spend more money on “education” than has ever been spent on it in all of human history. Every liberal jidrool has a “Science is real” sign on his lawn. And we are all of us hip-deep in high-tech devices and gizmos, really hairy technology that fills our daily lives and which hardly anybody understands.

Why is it that the more education, science, and fancy technology we get, the more superstitious, the more given to loopy thinking, we become? I mean, we as a nation are way out there now. Just last week it was big-name “journalist” Sally Quinn yakking about how she casts spells. Puts the whammy on people, and they die. You used to have to watch Joe Pyne and his guests if you wanted to hear that kind of babbling. And I’ll betcha anything, anything at all, that Sally believes “Science is real.”

God help us.

Now weere Geting Cerious!!

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Wel, i has tryed “to” joyne Auntyfa but wen I putt “on” the black Mask it Hurted my Moth Antenners somthing Awful!! But nevver mind thare is somthing Even “bettar” than Auntyfa!

I heared abote This wimmin she “is” a Jornalist a reel big one! and yiu know Waht she done?? She putted heckses on a hole Bunch of Wite Supramassists and thay All fel down and dyed!! She can done this becose Her hole fambly it is Physic! and jist Mayby  she “wil” putt a hecks on Donold Trumpt and than Hillery she wil be pressadint!!!

So i am a Interllectural so i “ouhght” to Be abel to do spels and heckses tooo! I gess it work bettar “iff” yiu are A wimmin butt I “bet” al them Moth Hoarmoans thay wil reely help!! i has got a Book on Howe To cast Spels so i wil Know “howe” to doo it and frist I wil “put a”” hecks on this gye in my Dorm he is A Transfob he is awlyays saying hatful things and i wil Cast A spel to make his feeet fal offf!!! Aslo he is a Fashist becose he “dont apresiate” Auntyfa and thay wil get him iff i dont “get”” him frist!

I am So hapy i lernt abote doing heckses for Socile Juststus and i jist cant weiht to get strated!!!

‘Journalist’ Brags of Casting Lethal Hexes

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Some of us have been wondering whether leftids have actually been getting crazier by the day. The daily news would certainly seem to point in that direction.

For instance: Here’s “journalist” and D.C. party animal Sally Quinn uttering dark sayings about how she put the whammy on three different people and they all came to grief (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/09/08/sally-quinn-has-cast-3-hexes-and-worries-they-worked/642621001/). And she hints that there just might be a mumbo-jumbo somewhere with President Trump’s name on it, and he’ll never finish his four years as president. Anyway, she’s got a new book out, and she’s sure to make a bundle.

All the women in her family, she says, are psychic. There’s some blather about how she prays to God and Jesus but simultaneously thinks God’s no good because He allows suffering in this world and it’s like all His fault and also all “religion is magic,” blah-blah. Crikey, she sounds like Joe Collidge.

Hexing Sally was married to the late Ben Bradlee, publisher of The Washington Post and a pioneer of hard-left bias in the nooze media–a cleanup hitter in the lefty lineup. Had she been married to Fungo Ferguson, would she still be a nooze celebrity?

Oh, well. If you can’t win the election, turn to black magic.

It’s the same thing that makes socialism work so well.