(Posted on my Playground Player chess page by our esteemed colleague, “jessicafischerqueen”)
There are times when you’ve just had enough; and then you either go to sea, or go out west to hunt for Sasquatch, aka Bigfoot. Anyone can go to sea; but whoever comes back with incontrovertible proof of Bigfoot–say, a live one in a cage–will be rich and famous forever.
Listen! You can hear undeniable Sasquatch screams in the background.
Unless that’s me, interacting with my computer.
No, I’m not making this up. A woman has sued the California Dept. of Fish and Wildlife and the Natural Resources Agency for refusing to recognize the existence of the Sasquatch, aka Bigfoot, and thereby leaving the state’s residents open to… “the threat of Bigfoot” (https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/california-woman-suing-state-agencies-over-bigfoot-12610598.php). The lawsuit has been filed in San Bernardino Superior Court.
The state is falling apart at the seams, and they’ve got time to hear a Bigfoot suit?
“People are totally vulnerable to these things,” the woman says. She is described as “well-known in the Bigfoot community.” Great Scott.
I wonder what the state of California would consider a frivolous lawsuit.