‘Study’ Calls for More ‘Climate Change’ in Movies

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See? The public loves Climbit Change! Ask any brainless protester.

Do you feel short-changed when you go to a movie and the movie just tells you a story, without browbeating its audience about Important Woke Issues? If you do–well, help is on the way!

According to a “study” done by heaven knows who–it was led by an English professor at some collidge that I never heard of–movie audiences want much, much more Climbit Change hysteria in all kinds of movies (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/hollywood-movies-rarely-reflect-climate-041710800.html). The “study” reports, with chagrin, that only 10% of current movies carry Climbit Change commercials.

They also talked to some guy who miraculously got a job as a “director of sustainability.” You know the public passionately wants to hear from him!

Come on, now–what good is a movie that doesn’t beat you over the head with Far Left Crazy’s favorite shibboleths? How can you even make a movie that doesn’t sound the alarm for Climbit Change? There oughta be a law. All those superheroes–and they’re just letting the climate go to pot.

Donald Trump needs to be put on trial for this. I mean, while we’re at it. Leave no tern unstoned.

Is this 99.99% pure crapola, or does Yahoo.com just do a really crummy job of reporting?

No way to tell, is there?

Who’s Ambushing French Fire-Fighters?

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As if this job weren’t hazardous enough…

So there’s a fire and you call the Fire Dept. to come and put it out. Only you’re in France, not here; and when the fire-fighters come, the bad guys attack them with rocks and Molotov cocktails (https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/09/11/french-firefighters-use-police-escort-molotov-cocktail-attack/).

It’s gotten so bad, some of the French emergency services have had to make a “series of videos calling on the public… not to attack them.” Apparently the M.O. is to set some garbage on fire and then ambush the fire-fighters when they come to put it out.

Uh… okay: so who’s doing this?

We are not told! All we’re told us that this involves fires in “sensitive areas,” whatever those are. I don’t see the point of news reporting whose main purpose is to keep the readers from finding out what’s happening; I guess I’m old-fashioned that way.

The perpetrator of this dramatically uninformative news store is one Chris Tomlinson with Breitbart. If he’s made any effort to find out who’s bushwhacking the firemen and rescue squads, he hasn’t mentioned it. So we don’t know who’s doing this, any more than we know what constitutes a “sensitive area” where it isn’t safe for fire trucks or ambulances to go.

What kind of government permits this sort of thing to go on? Why isn’t the government of France finding and stopping the people who are doing this? (Hint: Because the government of France is full of liberals and no right-thinking liberal government would ever lift a finger to protect its own people.)

And what kind of nooze reporting is this? We don’t even get a speculation as to who’s attacking the firemen? No description of those “sensitive areas”? I mean, yeah, sure, we can guess–and probably guess pretty accurately, too.

Meanwhile, any government that can’t or won’t protect its own people has no reason for existing.

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Greetings, featherless bipeds! Welcome to Journalism Made Easy, the course that makes everyone xer own news organization!

Every reporter wants to scoop the others, and be the first to break the story. Today in our class, you’re going to learn how to do this every single time! And don’t worry about it breeding inequality among journalists–because everyone can do it!

I know, you’re gonna laugh when you find out what it is, you’re gonna cry out, “Now why didn’t I think of that!” You may even be kind of ticked off that you paid all that money for this course.

But here it is, the sure-fire method of getting the scoop on every story:

Report the news before it happens!

Gee, but how to you do that?

You just bleeping make it up, stupid! What do you think ABC Nightline does? You think they actually wait for something to happen before they report it? Sheesh! You won’t ever get a scoop, that way.

Best of all, if you do this many, many times, maybe thousands of times, sooner or later, one of those stories you made up is bound to turn out to be true! And you’ll have nothing left to do but accept the Pulitzer.