‘No More ‘Smores?’ (2015)

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Then you take away the ice cream and the chocolate… Pretend it’s the Bill of Rights or something.

First ladies are always annoying. No one voted for them, they aren’t mentioned in the Constitution, and they’re constantly on the lookout for some way to make themselves relevant.

Mrs. Obama was just a very expensive pest. And she wanted to do away with ‘smores.

No More ‘Smores?

I only bring it up because Newt Gingrich is going around saying watch out for Michelle Obama, she could be the Democrat candidate in 2024… as the U.S. goes full third-world and starts electing presidents’ wives to succeed them. In a country of 350 million, we have to stoop to that?

No More ‘Smores?

I think from now on it ought to be required that the president  be unmarried.

For someone whose title is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution, the “first lady” is always an annoyance and sometimes a true pest. The one we’ve got now is a menace.

Our current Worst Lady has a fetish for telling people what they ought to eat. Her latest caper is a bid to turn the traditional campfire treat, ‘smores, into “a healthy treat” by getting rid of the chocolate and marshmallow and replacing the good stuff with lo-fat yogurt ( http://www.bizpacreview.com/2015/05/29/flotus-kills-americas-favorite-campfire-snack-myplate-smores-without-chocolate-or-marshmallows-208584 ).

The horror! The horror…

Let’s see… If you take away the chocolate and the marshmallow from a ‘smore, isn’t that kind of like taking the meat and the bun from a hamburger? You can replace them with anything you want, but what you get won’t be a hamburger.

Do we really, truly, deeply want some sinner in Washington, D.C., nagging us about our snacks?

May God rid us of ungodly rulers.