‘No More ‘Smores?’ (2015)

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Then you take away the ice cream and the chocolate… Pretend it’s the Bill of Rights or something.

First ladies are always annoying. No one voted for them, they aren’t mentioned in the Constitution, and they’re constantly on the lookout for some way to make themselves relevant.

Mrs. Obama was just a very expensive pest. And she wanted to do away with ‘smores.

No More ‘Smores?

I only bring it up because Newt Gingrich is going around saying watch out for Michelle Obama, she could be the Democrat candidate in 2024… as the U.S. goes full third-world and starts electing presidents’ wives to succeed them. In a country of 350 million, we have to stoop to that?

‘Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?’ (2017)

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Libs are always complaining when the power of speech is exercised by people who aren’t them. That’s when speech becomes “divisive” and a Democrat government has to rein it in! For our own good, of course.

Here are two jidrools practicing lib-speak.

Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?

Did you get that? Hillary Clinton slyly suggests that Donald Trump might be plotting to assassinate “journalists.” Michelle Obama chimes in with the assertion that all women ought to vote for Hillary because she’s a woman. (Gee, Mike, you’d be really mad if someone said all white people ought to vote for Trump because he’s white, too.)

Midterm elections are just around the corner. Have you checked the batteries on your B.S. detector?

M. Obama Says Her Babies Killed Her ‘Aspirations and Dreams’

TheRightRant: Michelle Obama loves to spend your money

Her husband, the worst president ever, once said abortion is how girls and young women “fulfill their dreams.”

Now, in a recently-released Netflix toady-flic, Michelle Obama has blamed her children for–well, it sounds like ruining her life. “The thing that really changed it [her life] was the birth of our children,” the former Worst Lady said. “Something had to give and it was my aspirations and dreams” (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/michelle-obama-says-she-gave-up-her-aspirations-and-dreams-to-have-children).

Who in his right mind is going to sit there and watch a thing like that? (Not many, I’ve heard: but the Internet is curiously devoid of any reports on the movie’s reception.) And why didn’t they just get the kids aborted, and thus fulfill her dreams?

Wouldn’t you say she had a pretty good run, though? No-show job worth several hundred thou. Wife of the president. Spent boxcar-loads of public money on herself: at least $85 million on personal travel and vacations alone (https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article123335079.html). Looks to me like she’s had a damned fine time at our expense.

I do feel sorry for the daughters for having had to hear this from their, er, mother.

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I like to think of how much it hurt to publish that.

Move over, Nostradamus! Dig this line I wrote and published on June 4, 2016:

This is why Donald Trump is going to be our next president.

And how many highly-paid pundits were writing that, back then?

(I must be feeling better. Well, I am! Thanks, everybody, for your prayers.)

Here’s the post in which I wrote that deathless line.

The Worst Lady

“The Worst Lady” was about the Obamas and Hillary Clinton and other Democrat schmendricks wining about what tough lives they have. Donald Trump, also fabulously wealthy, at least spent his own money, not ours.

‘Feed the Kiddies Like Mrs. O Says, or Else’ (2016)

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Bon appetite!

Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when the president’s freakin’ wife, whom no one voted for, who is accountable to no one, got to decide what millions and millions of kids in public schools could have or not have for lunch.

Feed the Kiddies Like Mrs. O Says, or Else

Want those days to come again?

Next election, just refrain from voting Republican.

By and by, they won’t be satisfied with controlling what your kids can eat. They’ll tell you what to eat!

‘No More ‘Smores’ (2015)

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I love Melania Trump because she never bothers us. Most of the First Ladies in my time have been pests. The last one was the worst. Well, no, check that–Mrs. Clinton was the worst. But the other was certainly the runner-up. Like for instance:

No More ‘Smores?

Mrs. Obama’s good old-fashioned ‘smores! Minus chocolate, minus marshmallows. Take that, you peasants!

School Lunch Recipe: Burnt Burritos in Plastic Sauce

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Remember those glory days when the Worst Lady–no one voted for her, nor had she an iota of lawful authority to do any of this–meddled with your kids’ school lunches? ‘Cause she knew best, you peasants!

Only sometimes those government school lunches didn’t turn out so good, did they?

https://leeduigon.com/2015/05/04/would-you-like-some-melted-plastic-on-that-burned-burrito/

Well, if you’re going to let the government feed your children’s minds, you might as well let them feed their bodies, too.

Can You Believe They Said This With a Straight Face?

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Some of the things liberals say–when you hear them, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

In an interview on PBS with Charlie Rose, Hillary Clinton said, “Hopefully Trump hasn’t ordered the killing of people and journalists” (http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/09/26/hillary-clinton-trump-i-hope-he-hasnt-killed-journalists-and-racist). I thought journalists were people, too; but she said it, not me.

Let’s see… who is most often rumored to have left a long trail of dead bodies in his/her wake–Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump? Far be it from me to say the stories are true. But they’re out there, and most of us have heard them. You’d think it was a subject she wouldn’t want to bring up.

Michelle Obama comes a close second for having said, “Any woman who voted against Hillary Clinton voted against their own voice.” The comment gives us a peek into the jumbled contents of a poorly-lit mind. Achtung! All women must vote for Hillary! Because she too is a woman! More or less.

I believe Democrats say things like this because they have cut themselves off from the living God as the source of all truth, and have listened to too many collidge prefessers and other interllecturals declaring that there’s no such thing as truth and the only thing that counts is getting your way, politically. It puts them into a position in which they get to thinking they can be gods themselves, if they play their cards right.

It is to our nation’s shame that we have ever let such persons as these obtain power and influence over us. We really ought to try very hard not to let that happen anymore.

Say It Ain’t So!

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I’ve been having a lot of strange and unpleasant dreams lately, and I dearly hoped that this was one of them. But it isn’t.

Michelle Obama for President. 2020. (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-internet-really-wants-michelle-obama-to-run-for-president-in-2020/)

Both Obamas deny this is in the works. Because they are Democrats, and totally unable to speak the truth on purpose, that means they’re already working on it.

And it’s already big on Twitter and Facebook. Or so they say. It’s not like it’s the hardest thing in the world to create a fake social media buzz. They’ve got one tweet that says of Mrs. O running for president, “This would be the most iconic thing to ever happen in history.” I am so glad I didn’t say that.

So what is this? The Democrats are now the Wife Party, or what? Being related to a national leader qualifies you to be the next national leader?

It’s got to  be a dream. It’s just got to.

Jesu defend us.

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The Worst Lady

Michelle Obama–who lives in luxury that you and I will never see, let alone experience–recently told graduating seniors at City College of New York, “I wake up each day in a house built by slaves.” ( http://www.gopusa.com/michelle-obama-i-wake-up-each-day-in-house-built-by-slaves/ )

This is why Donald Trump is going to be our next president. Who is not tired of this kind of hypocritical bellyaching? Both Trump and the Obamas–and Hillary Clinton, too, come to think of it–are rich beyond anything we can imagine. Hey, remember when Mr. President spent a million dollars of our money to take Michelle to New York City on a “date”? But the difference between Trump and any rich Democrat is that the Dems are always trying to pretend they’re poor. Remember when Hillary told us she was broke? Oh, let’s pass the hat around!

Also, Trump spends his own money, but they spend ours.

In fairness, the Worst Lady, in her speech, was trying to make the point that some version of “the American Dream”–whatever that may be–is still around, and that makes America a pretty swell country. Only what she thinks makes America swell is not the same as what you think makes America swell. I think she has America confused with the Austro-Hungarian Empire, and her party with the Hapsburg dynasty. It’s all about “diversity”–as an end in itself–not unity. Cram as many different groups into the country as you can, with all of them going off in all different directions and only Democrat pandering to hold the whole blamed thing together. It also gives the Party the opportunity to keep on playing off this group against that group, but Michelle didn’t mention that.

Actually, she doesn’t spend all that much time in the White House. With all the tabs paid by the U.S. taxpayer, she vacations at Martha’s Vineyard and Hawaii, and jets all over the world accompanied by her wardrobe–she spends more of our money on a pair of sneakers than we spend on a week’s groceries for the whole family–and her hair dresser and her dog walker and her manicurist and the rest of her entourage.

What in the world does she have to complain about?