Heer “at” Collidge we hased a Merjintsy Meting of “The” Stodent Soviet to pro-test Darnold Trumpt and his Planns to wype “out”… The Snale Darter!!!!!!!!!!
I amb appauled and So “is” evvryboddy Elss whoo is Good!! Ownly Bad Peeple (!!!) whant to bild Damns and hydro-thingys witch whill Hurt “the Snale Darter.” It is a fissh!!! And fissh has Rites!!!
In facked I amb pritty “Sure” ouur Fambly used to has a Snale Darter his naimb it was Jonny! The Cat ate himb!!!!!! I was so madd,, I tryed to eet the Cat but he scarched me andd Got A-way!!!! We hadded a gye neckst store he sayed he Cood Bring Jonny back “to” Lyfe butt we diddnt “sea” himb agin affter my ould man payed himb “The” munny!!!!!
Now thayre Saying thare Nevver Was no Snale Darter, it was sorta lyke Santy Claws, or draggins! Never was??? I amb so Gladd (!) that Jonny he nevver lived “to” heer nobody say a Thing “lyke” that!!!!!!!