Minnie Mouse Gets ‘Woke’

Disney sparked outrage after debuting a 'new look' for Minnie Mouse - ditching her iconic red polka-dot dress in favor of a 'progressive' blue pantsuit designed by Stella McCartney

Boy, if Walt Disney were still alive, heads would be rolling in the Magic Kingdom.

The latest wokishness is to jettison Minnie Mouse’s trademark polka-dot dress and put her in a “sustainable”–what? what does that even mean?–blue pants suit. Maybe she’s joined Hillary Clinton’s “Pants Suit Nation.”

This is being done in honor of Women’s History Month. So much for the month of March. Every bellyaching pressure group gets a piece of the calendar.

Well, feminists, now your lives are better! Now they’ve been raised up to a whole new level. Just by putting Minnie Mouse into a pants suit. Huzzah. This makes everything right!

Even cartoon characters aren’t safe.