stuck for ideas – Lee Duigon

How Much Honey Could Winnie The Pooh Really Eat?

I have to write a Newswithviews column today, and don’t know what to write about. I want to continue writing my book, but yesterday I poured myself into it and now I need a refill. I really need more blog posts, but nothing suggests itself. My wife says I need a vacation. Lots o’ luck with that!

I know what I’ll do. I’ll go pick up our laundry. (Gee, I could skip ahead and write Byron’s TV Listings, but then I’d have a great big hole to fill on Saturday.) With or without ideas, you’ve got to have clean laundry.

There’s a lesson in there, if I could only find it…

I guess I could always go out and threaten our democracy. Anybody up for that?

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Kirk DouPonce has designed a cover for Behold!, and I was looking forward to sharing it with you today… but it has vanished into the ether, not a trace of it to be found.

As for writing up the nooze–

Well, I’m stuck. I feel like all the stories I could write, I’ve already written! And more than once, too. I mean, how many times do I have to report that our “education” system is a travesty, a ruin, a self-parody–almost as bad as our politics? How many times can you say that?

Let’s pretend that you’re my editor. Hey, boss–what do you want me cover today? (Did I mention that our freakin’ computer hutch fell apart this morning? These things infallibly happen on holiday weekends. It’s proof that gremlins infest our homes.) Ach, maybe I’ll think of something.

One more nooze post, and then a cat or dog video… or even a toad video… anybody up for a toad video later on?