“Call in the forensics team!”
Living proof that college actually makes you stupid! When they’re not mistaking a Catholic priest for a Ku Klux Klanner, college “students” freak out over the ordinary litter found on campus sidewalks.
That’s when the kampus kops swing into action, *Investigating* little bits of trash that might constitute a lynching threat. God knows what they’d make of a discarded Lifesavers wrapper. Does it have White Supremacist cooties on it?