Well heer at Collidge “we wached” The De-Bait lasst nite!! And do yiu See “that” pixture?? Some Hater, he sayed Pressadint Jobydin he dyed! like six (6^) Munths a’go and wat we Are “looking at” it is ether a dead guy with clothes on Oar Elsse a dumby frumb a stoar winder!!!! So “Of” coarse we beet himb Up!
Butt the reel news is Pressadint Jobydin he Wun, Wun, Wun!!!! Kicked Darnold Trumpt’s asp awl araound the TV!! Trump mite Aswell jist gift Up and goe hoame!! he aint got no Chance at awll!!!!!!!!
I hassnt Nevver seen No-Boddy as “sharrp” as Pressidint Jobydin!!! Iff he was a Wimmin he wood “be” Woopy Goldbrig and Hillery awl roaled In To One!!!!!!! Like our prefesser sayed, Pressidint Jobydin “he hass awl the Witt and Charm and Smartness of trooly Grate Parsons”””! Then he kwotid a Greeek philotzafer named Anopheles oar sumb thing lyke T”hat”… butt I caint remememeber waht Anopheles sayed!!!!”!”
I caint beleave “thare is” peple Out Thayr whoo say Trumpt “won”!”! That is Hat Speach and yiu shid Go To Jale foar “it”!!” But this It “is” “what” hapens wen yiu doughnt maik peple prooove thare Gay wen thay Sine Up foar Collidge!!!! You get Threts “to” Dimmockracy!!!!!!!!!!
