‘Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed’ (2017)

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It speaks very poorly of our nation’s character, that CNN and the rest of our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. are still in business–no matter how many times they’re caught lying.

Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed

Do these people know how not to lie? Do they lie about what day of the week it is? Who knew lying could actually function as a language?

We may take some comfort in the fact that CNN’s ratings are down some 60-70%; but that it still exists at all should shame us.

COVID ‘n’ Climbit Change (Perfect Together!)

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Meet Mr. Government!

My wife yesterday took a You.gov survey in which the questions persistently stapled together the Climate Change gotterdammerung and the COVID apocalypse, as if they were the same thing, or a package deal. I wish I could reproduce it for you, but the survey disappears as soon as you submit the answers, and it is not reproduced on the You.gov website.

Apparently King COVID is supposed to teach us to love and trust Big Brother, aka the all-devouring state. Otherwise we’re all gonna die. If de germ don’t get us, de climbit change will–only de guvvamint can save us, can you gimme hallelujah!

The questions were weird. Like, as a result of the COVID pandemic, what actions do you think the government should take to deal with Climate Change? Now that we’ve had COVID, what will you do to reduce your carbon footprint?

Oh, the Great Reset globalist varmints would love to link King COVID with Climate Change, nee Global Warming, which always sounds ridiculous with large portions of the country freezing their kiesters off! They really thought Climate Change would be the magic carpet upon which they would ride to total power over everyone–but they kept getting caught lying and cheating, and they could never seal the deal. But then along comes COVID, and this time we really honest-to-pete ARE gonna die, or at least untold millions of us, we really are gonna die unless we OBEY all the government’s mandates–! [Pause to hyperventilate]

So they’re telling us “America is closing in on half a million COVID deaths!” and no one, not a soul (if they have souls), among our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. ever calls ’em out on it! “Dr. Fauci, can you prove that 500,000 Americans have actually died of COVID, and not of a wide assortment of other serious causes, like heart disease–in which the COVID was just the last bit of poison icing on the cake? Can you prove that, sir?”

In a pig’s eye he can.

So You.gov joins the parade, marching behind King COVID with a little pooper-scooper–destination, world government. Try it, you’ll like it! Honest, we’ll give you your freedom back the moment you ask for it.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Okay, Got It!

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All right, now I know what to write for Newswithviews. Consider this a preview.

Even as we sit here watching, the Big Lie–or, if you’re a noozie, “The Narrative”–is being sculpted out of a lot of smaller (but still big) lies. Here are its chief components.

*There was no fraud in this past election (a real whopper).

*Donald Trump incited a riot at the Capitol (completely ignoring riots incited by Democrats over the past four years, including several invasions of the Capitol–but those, of course, don’t count).

*COVID-19 is the deadliest disease in all of human history, and fully justifies any and all draconian measures and abridgements of our civil rights to, er, fight it.

*America is an evil racist country in sore need of a fundamental transformation.

*Communist China is our friend.

*80 million people, who haven’t been heard from since, voted for China Joe Biden.

And there you have it–pushed on us by our Free & Independent Nooze Media morning, noon, and night.

God help us.

Election Fraud: The Aftermath

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Heaping up the hubris–the “political director” at ABC Nooze wants a “cleansing” of America from Trump supporters (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/abc-demands-cleansing-trump-movement-from-america/ar-BB1cyVJ7)… because, of course, President Donald Trump is “like Hitler.”

We are watching “The Narrative”–that’s noozie-speak for a B.S. story that isn’t true–be crafted right before our very eyes.

*All the riots in all our cities for nine months were just “mostly peaceful protests,” no matter how much property they destroyed, no matter how many people they killed, injured, or terrorized. This was just real nice people demonstratin’ for Social Justice.

*There was no election fraud, no evidence of fraud, all as clean as a whistle–don’t believe your lying eyes. The fraud is going to disappear. You never saw it. You never heard it. Remember how they scrubbed the historical record clean of the Palestinian street celebrations on September 11, 2001. Millions of us saw them on live TV, but now we’re told they never happened, we never saw it.

*In contrast to the hundreds of riots staged this year by Democrats, the one riot–repeat, one–in Washington DC on Jan. 6, in which some people swarmed up the steps of the Capitol–well! That was completely intolerable! Everyone who was involved in it–whatever “involved” means–must be prosecuted! Six months ago, did you hear even one Democrat calling for prosecution of rioters? Even one?

*Hunter Biden didn’t do anything wrong and neither did The Big Guy, his old man, who got 10% of all the swag.

*The Russia Hoax was true after all. But no Democrat did anything wrong.

And the noozies wonder why we hate them.

Our Putrid Nooze Media

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Senator Josh Hawley (R-MO) says he will object to the electoral vote next week because–obviously!–some states broke their own election laws.

Hey, nooze media! Are you still perplexed as to why America detests you? Well, this quote from the Associated Press ought to give you a clue.

“President Donald Trump has, without evidence (!), claimed there was widespread fraud in this election. He has pushed Republican senators to pursue his unfounded charges (!)” blah-blah-blah (https://apnews.com/article/election-2020-joe-biden-donald-trump-michael-brown-josh-hawley-8d868c985792e932f9bc527ec2f2ab30). And this was supposed to be a news story! Not an editorial. But they don’t know the difference anymore.

“Without evidence”? What does it take to get the Asinine Press to tell the truth? The evidence is piled as high as the sky–thousands of sworn statements, videos, statistical analyses: what more do they want? They refuse to see the evidence. 

“Unfounded charges”? You lying sacks of schiff. And you wonder why we loathe you?

The corruption, we might even say perversion, of this election has been the biggest and worst crime ever perpetrated against the people of America. It must not stand. If it does, we don’t have a constitutional republic anymore.

If our leaders are so cowardly, so immoral, so crooked as to allow this to go forward, when the only right thing for them to do is to toss it out and recognize President Trump’s re-election–well, then, we need new leaders and we need them now. We don’t need people running the country who will only run it into the ground.

And we don’t need a lying, corrupt, wholly politicized nooze media.

AP, you have outlived whatever usefulness you might have had.

Nooze Media: They Never Tell the Truth

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So we’re listening to the canned nooze on the car radio this morning, and the big story is a colossal snowstorm heading our way with ten to 15 inches of the white stuff. Panic time!

But when we get home, we check the National Weather Service and find the official forecast calling for only one to three inches.

Do our Free & Independent News Media ever tell the truth? About anything? (Hint: no.)

Why do they do this? Is it just a habit, always to lie? Are their ratings so dismal that the only way they can stay on the air is to make up scary stories?

They don’t just lie about politics.

They lie about everything.

They’ve Got It On Video: Voter Fraud, USA

Here’s the video from Fulton County, Georgia. At around 10 p.m. they tell the press and poll watchers to go home, they’re going to stop counting, to resume at 8:30 the next morning. And once everybody’s gone but four or five poll “workers”–everyone was told they were going to stop working–out from under the table come several suitcases full of ballots!

We are asked by our Free & Independent B.S. Nooze Media Inc. to believe there’s nothing wrong here, no fraud goin’ on (they always keep suitcases full of ballots under the table and only bring them out after everybody leaves), “The AP has called the election for Joe Biden,” lie-lie-lie.

But here it is–on video! Just like in a bank when someone robs it.

Are we supposed to tolerate “just a little” election fraud? “Some” fraud? How much fraud is OK?

Democrats cannot win a fair and honest election. They cannot win without cheating and stealing votes.

This travesty of an election must be overturned.

The video is out there for everyone to see.

Democrats: Forever Dirty

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I’ve been asked what I think will happen with our post-election melee, in which evidence of widespread voter fraud is heaped up to the skies.

Well, I don’t know what’s going to happen; but there’s one thing I’m pretty sure I know.

A lot of dirt that’s been hiding in the dark for who knows how long has been dragged out into the light; and it’s not going to be forgotten, it’s not going to go away. Despite the best efforts of our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. to bury the story, the word is getting out–and more of it each day. We are at a point where most of the voters in America know this was a dirty election, a crime on a scale vaster than anything we’ve seen before. Democrats will go down in history, forever, as the party that tried to steal the 2020 election. No one will forget that. I pray no one will forgive it.

Whether this travesty of an election will be allowed to stand, or be overturned as it should be, we will not forget that Democrats cheated to make it happen.

Here is something I don’t know.

How do you govern when most of the people in the country know you have no right to govern them at all? The situation is unprecedented in American history–although there are many Third World countries that have, to their sorrow, experienced it. How do you sustain a dirty, unlawful government? Especially when the people know that their votes don’t matter anymore: that Dominion computers, in the hands of sold-out-to-China Democrat satraps, will predetermine the outcome of any election from now on?

Can we live with that? Should we even try to? God forbid.

Pray the Lord will intervene to save us, in spite of all our sins against Him: not for our sake, but for His own great name’s sake: that the world might see His hand at work, and know that He is God. In Jesus’ name, and by the power of Jesus’ name, Amen.

‘Entering the Age of Fictional News’ (2014)

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Looking back on it, I wonder now when “the news” ever was a reliable source of information and not just a propaganda fountain. When did they start habitually lying to us?

Here’s a whopper from six years ago.

Entering the Age of Fictional News

I also wonder what the noozies think they’re going to get out of being the organ grinders’ monkeys for left-wing politicians. Does the monkey feel important? Does the monkey feel like an insider, in on all the secrets, part of the gang?

But no matter how he feels, he’s still just a monkey.

‘How I Can Tell a “News Story” Isn’t True’ (2016)

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Hidin’ with Biden and rootin’ for Putin!

This was how you could tell, in 2016, that a nooze story wasn’t true.

How I Can Tell a ‘News Story’ Isn’t True

How do you tell now, four years later?

Well, if you’re watching it on TV, it’s easy.

Their lips are moving