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‘Beware Fake False Facts!’ (2019)

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Fake or genuine? “Gerbils evolved from birds.”

It started a few years ago, with some outfit named “Oobatz” trying to horn in on Acme False Facts’ domination of the false facts market.

Beware Fake False Facts!

Well, it’s only gotten worse–because now we’ve got the government involved.

In an underwater press conference, the CEO of Acme False Facts Inc. lamented, “One expects a certain level of background lying from the government. No one bothers to mention it. But lately it’s gotten so bad, we just can’t compete. Oobatz, come back, all is forgiven!”

Not that the government’s the only one trying to grab a big chunk of the market. There’s also the nooze media. “The Washington Post captured an army of our customers,” said Acme’s CEO, “with that story about Donald Trump owning slaves.”

 

‘Is the “News” Just a Lot of Big Fat Lies’ (2019)

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As the Almighty State’s hatchet-men labor to destroy President Donald Trump, somehow the nation seems to have forgotten that from 2016 through 2020, every single day, every Democrat in America, plus all the creeps in Academe and the nooze media, insisted that Trump’s victory in the 2016 election was illegitimate and should be overturned.

Is the ‘News’ Just a Lot of Big Fat Lies?

Doing the exact same thing they now demand that Donald Trump be imprisoned for!

I don’t remember any instance in my lifetime of Democrats not trying to invalidate any election that they lost.

I pray the LORD will intervene: we need to see some justice done.

NY Times–‘Oops, Our Bad’

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A person walking with a bicycle near damaged vehicles and charred ground.

It only hit the parking lot.

I don’t cover war news per se; but this story is more like “nooze news.” And lots and lots of sources are reporting this: take your pick.

The New York Times has admitted it, well, made a wee mistake in reporting that Israel bombed a hospital in Gaza and killed 500 people (https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/23/gaza-hospital-new-york-times-00122986). “Oh, we just got it a little bit wrong!” In that Hamas, not Israel, launched the rocket; and it landed on a parking lot, killing no one in the hospital. Other than those little details, the story was just jim-dandy.

What consequences will the Times face for this inexcusable BS phony “news” coverage? I’m guessing none. Their boy Walter Duranty won a Pulitzer in the 1930s for being Josef Stalin’s cheerleader. You don’t see them giving it back, do you? Like, just because Duranty’s coverage was all lies…

A spokesbot for the Times said, “We relied too heavily on claims by Hamas.” Do tell. They wanted the story to be true. 

And I think we can all speculate for ourselves why that might be so.

Poll: ‘Most Americans’ See MAGA as ‘Threat to Democracy’

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Just one of many things wrong with our polls

The–ahem!–science of opinion polling has become so corrupt, so tainted, so notoriously unreliable, that we’re almost back to where we were before polling was invented.

Like, for instance, this new Reuters/Ipsos poll claiming that “Most Americans” see the MAGA movement as “a threat to democracy” (https://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2022-09-07/most-americans-see-trumps-maga-as-threat-to-democracy-reuters-ipsos-poll).

Could anything be more worthless? Could anything be more crass? Hey, for all you schmendricks know, the MAGA movement is “most Americans”!

Where did they take this poll? At a teachers’ union convention? Who did they talk to? Gender Studies majors? Do they even know any Republicans? Is Castro’s Cuba their spiritual home?

Well, why should polling be any better than our nooze reporting? Actually, I think it’s worse (if such a thing were possible). And look at what we call our “education.”

This country hasn’t jumped off one cliff. It’s jumped off several dozen of them.

‘Dems Seek Still More Control Over Nooze Media’ (2019)

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Let’s have some fun! Provide a caption for this picture, and we’ll see whose is the best.

Ah, that double standard! What would they ever do without it?

Remember this? Democrats wanted to punish Fox News for not running a story that would’ve made Donald Trump look bad (that Stormy Daniels flap, if you remember that). Not running an unfavorable story is “a contribution in kind,” and against the law.

But so is running a favorable story. So either way, they’ve got you.

Dems Seek Still More Control over Nooze Media

Good grief! Remember how they all suppressed the Hunter Biden laptop story? Didn’t want that to see the light of day, did they?

It’s impossible to ensure that only strictly true news stories get published for strictly honest reasons. So our country’s founders decided to publish ’em all and let the public sort ’em out.

Libs just can’t live with that much freedom. It makes their skin break out. If other people who aren’t liberals have freedom, the libs can’t sleep at night.

Nursing Home Employee Forged Patients’ Signature on Absentee Ballots (She’s Going to Jail)

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I’ve got to get back to work on my book, but first I want to tell you that an employee at a Michigan nursing home has pleaded guilty to forging the signatures of mentally disabled patients on absentee ballots (https://www.candgnews.com/news/center-line-nursing-home-employee-sentenced-for-election-fraud-122786).

Honk if you think you can guess which presidential candidate these defenseless patients supposedly voted for.

Rob a 7-11, and they’ll get you. Rob Fort Knox, and the, ahem, authorities will do everything in their power to pretend it never happened. The magnitude of the crime is its best protection.

Noozies and politicians keep telling us the election was on the level, 81 million phantoms came out to vote for Slojo, it’s Time To Move On and pretend it never happened. And we are told that now, now, most of the American people believe the election wasn’t stolen, after all.

That’s what we call a whopper.

 

Checking the ‘Fact-Checkers’

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Indoctrinating the kiddies…

Trusting in the truthfulness of an Associated Press “fact check” is like trusting in a robo-call that offers you three wishes.

Earlier this week, the Norwin, Pennsylvania, school board voted to repeal a policy that they’d had for a few years: the mandatory showing of CNN in middle-school classrooms during home room period. CNN, which has lost 90% of its viewership this year, is well-known as a Far Left purveyor of totally fake nooze. It also has a lot of–let’s call them “morally dubious characters” and let it go at that–working there.

Anyhow, before the board meeting, CNN had to be shown–had to!–in middle school home rooms. Now, after the board meeting, it won’t be. It’ll only be shown if the teacher or the school administration really want it on any given day.

Ah! But according to the AP “fact-checker,” what you’ve just read is all wet (https://apnews.com/article/fact-checking-560175821478).

See how these weasels use language. We quote: “No board members expressed dissent [from the measure to stop the mandatory showing of CNN], and the board approved the motion with a 5-4 vote.”

Eh? Do these chowderheads know what ordinary English words mean? If there was “no dissent,” the vote would have been 9-0! But AP jidrools are too busy patting each other on the back for canceling out “misinformation”–that’s what they call it when the facts don’t match their BS left-wing “narrative”–to open up a dictionary.

The showing of CNN “news” is no longer mandatory in the classroom. No matter how they spin it, they can’t get around that.

P.S.–When I was substitute teaching in the 1990s, all the classrooms had closed circuit TV; and much of what was shown… should not have been shown.

Public school is not a safe place for any child’s mind–let alone his soul.

‘Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed’ (2017)

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It speaks very poorly of our nation’s character, that CNN and the rest of our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. are still in business–no matter how many times they’re caught lying.

Fake News: CNN Caught Red-Handed

Do these people know how not to lie? Do they lie about what day of the week it is? Who knew lying could actually function as a language?

We may take some comfort in the fact that CNN’s ratings are down some 60-70%; but that it still exists at all should shame us.

COVID ‘n’ Climbit Change (Perfect Together!)

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Meet Mr. Government!

My wife yesterday took a You.gov survey in which the questions persistently stapled together the Climate Change gotterdammerung and the COVID apocalypse, as if they were the same thing, or a package deal. I wish I could reproduce it for you, but the survey disappears as soon as you submit the answers, and it is not reproduced on the You.gov website.

Apparently King COVID is supposed to teach us to love and trust Big Brother, aka the all-devouring state. Otherwise we’re all gonna die. If de germ don’t get us, de climbit change will–only de guvvamint can save us, can you gimme hallelujah!

The questions were weird. Like, as a result of the COVID pandemic, what actions do you think the government should take to deal with Climate Change? Now that we’ve had COVID, what will you do to reduce your carbon footprint?

Oh, the Great Reset globalist varmints would love to link King COVID with Climate Change, nee Global Warming, which always sounds ridiculous with large portions of the country freezing their kiesters off! They really thought Climate Change would be the magic carpet upon which they would ride to total power over everyone–but they kept getting caught lying and cheating, and they could never seal the deal. But then along comes COVID, and this time we really honest-to-pete ARE gonna die, or at least untold millions of us, we really are gonna die unless we OBEY all the government’s mandates–! [Pause to hyperventilate]

So they’re telling us “America is closing in on half a million COVID deaths!” and no one, not a soul (if they have souls), among our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. ever calls ’em out on it! “Dr. Fauci, can you prove that 500,000 Americans have actually died of COVID, and not of a wide assortment of other serious causes, like heart disease–in which the COVID was just the last bit of poison icing on the cake? Can you prove that, sir?”

In a pig’s eye he can.

So You.gov joins the parade, marching behind King COVID with a little pooper-scooper–destination, world government. Try it, you’ll like it! Honest, we’ll give you your freedom back the moment you ask for it.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Okay, Got It!

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All right, now I know what to write for Newswithviews. Consider this a preview.

Even as we sit here watching, the Big Lie–or, if you’re a noozie, “The Narrative”–is being sculpted out of a lot of smaller (but still big) lies. Here are its chief components.

*There was no fraud in this past election (a real whopper).

*Donald Trump incited a riot at the Capitol (completely ignoring riots incited by Democrats over the past four years, including several invasions of the Capitol–but those, of course, don’t count).

*COVID-19 is the deadliest disease in all of human history, and fully justifies any and all draconian measures and abridgements of our civil rights to, er, fight it.

*America is an evil racist country in sore need of a fundamental transformation.

*Communist China is our friend.

*80 million people, who haven’t been heard from since, voted for China Joe Biden.

And there you have it–pushed on us by our Free & Independent Nooze Media morning, noon, and night.

God help us.