‘The Secular Humanist Afterlife’ (2015)

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This is how you keep Democrats and celebrities around forever.

Who says you need God to have eternal life? Not humanists!

Eternal life, but no God–secular humanists solved that problem conceptually years ago. It’s just a matter of developing it for practical use by rich progressives… who will then be with us… forever.

https://newswithviews.com/Duigon/lee327.htm

How do they do that? Your great ones and your loved ones, according to a Britsh, um, “scientist,” can be “brought back to life using their history on social media to power virtual avatars.” So there!

Honk if you find this even a tiny bit appealing.

 

Keep Your Loved Ones Sort of Alive Forever

It looks like computer technology is finally catching up to the old-fashioned seance. Which is the bigger crock?

This just in–

Some academic computer guy in England says that, in 50 years or so, no one will ever again have to mourn the death of a loved one–because red-hot technology will create “synthetic digital life” which will have the effect of keeping your family members alive (sort of) forever ( http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11955835/Family-members-could-be-kept-alive-forever-using-social-media-history.html ).

Not really alive. But as good as! You’ll be able to talk and interact with them just as if they were really still here.

This miracle will be achieved by mining the dear departed’s collected words and works as recorded over many years in the social media! Wowee. Would that also include a lifetime’s worth of text messages? As an added bonus, they’ll make your loved one’s avatar so it’ll be able to talk with you, with whatever regional accents and turns of phrase are appropriate.

Could anything be more superficial? “I am the sum total of all my Tweets?” Ugh.

So once again we have Science stepping into God’s shoes. God offers us eternal life, by Jesus Christ? Well, so what–we can do that, too! And our version of eternal life will be better than that stale old Bible stuff, because you won’t need to have any faith. Like, this will be even better than having a robot because you won’t need any storage space.

God save us from the banality of humanism.