‘Stupid Authorities Crash Down on 9-Year-Old for Calling Brownies “Brownies”‘ (2016)

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What’re we supposed to call ’em anymore?

What do you need, to prove that your country is convulsed with racism and needs strict supervision?

Well, a lot of “racial incidents,” of course.

And how do you get them?

Why, you make them up! Like so:

Stupid Authorities Crash Down on 9-Year-Old for Calling Brownies ‘Brownies’

So a little kid calls a brownie a brownie and here come the cops and voila, we’ve got another lovely racial incident! And we need our rights suspended. Or a global government.

Oh, God, deliver us out of their hands!