This Heer Reesurch Have Got ‘To’ Do!

Is My Pet Watching TV? — The Pet Lady - Pet Sitting/Dog Walking

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‘Activist Wanted’ (2018)

Even the morons are unionized!

This is really hard to imagine! Why in the world would anybody want an “activist”? But here’s some stupid college that wants to have an “activist in residence”… and will pay for it.

‘Activist Wanted’

That’s your tuition money going up in smoke, dude.

One of these days someone will land a job as a paid professional moron. And then it’ll be a degree program at 1,500 different universities.