why we hate journalists

Well, here it is, front page of The Seattle Times: Official and Bona Fide nooze! The heat wave is hotter where the Less Affluent live!

Obviously these ninnies never saw the old joke about the New York Times headline: End of the World! Women, Minorities, Hardest Hit! Or maybe they did see it, and not only thought it was real, but nodded sagely to one another and muttered, “Now that there’s a headline!”

Yes, the Pacific Northwest heat wave deliberately picks on the poor! And I don’t know about you, but I find it highly suspicious that most of the country always gets real hot around this time of year, every year. Betcha Trump is doin’ it.

And noozies wonder, mystified, why we despise them! I mean, what is the purpose of such a headline, other than to wind people up because supposedly when people get really upset they buy more noozepapers… or vote for Democrats. Something that never helps them worth a damn. They only do those things because they’re freaked out.

So the heat wave sidesteps “The Rich” and goes off chasing “the vulnerable, less affluent.” It knows where you live!

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According to the Euro-drips at Reporters Without Borders–I think I’d rather keep my borders, thank you–people all over the world, whipped up by “populist and authoritarian leaders,” increasingly hate journalists (https://news.yahoo.com/hatred-journalists-turning-violence-watchdog-warns-040627489.html). And it’s really bad right here in the USA, and it’s Donald Trump’s fault, and… and… [hyperventilates, has to be carried off in a stretcher].

Now why in the world would Americans ever hate “journalists”? Could it possibly have anything at all to do with the whole Big Media diving headfirst into every fake news story that comes along, and pounding us over the head with it by the hour until–one might almost say “inevitably”–it turns out the story was completely and utterly false?

Y’know–like the “Trump colluded with The Russians” story. But you can name as many of those fake news extravaganzas as I can. And it’s not even an election year. Imagine the stuff they’ll come up with in 2020. “Bigfoot in MAGA hat strangles defenseless Woman Of Color! Melania Trump runs a rape ring! Trump murdered his babysitter when he was only 6 months old!” All nooze, all the time.

Could it have anything to do with “journalists,” almost bloody unanimously, pushing a collectivist ideology that normal people find revolting, and mocking and vilifying anyone who dares to question it? Go ahead–say one discouraging word about “gender fluid,” and see how the noozies treat you.

Could it be because they, in their smug convictions of superiority, treat us with disdain and contempt, despise everything that we hold sacred, and are never too bashful to say how much they hate us?

Could it be because, you name it, they’re always on the other side, always siding against us with the bad guys? Because they have voluntarily sold themselves as slaves and shills for the Democrat Party?

Hey, journalists! Go Gussie Smollett yourselves!