How do you even satirize this junk? Even our comic books have gone completely feh. Are we that committed to teaching young people to be homosexuals? Why in the world would we even think of doing that?
Well, maybe this snazzy new marketing ploy will go straight down the drain–one can always hope. Marvel Comics turned The Mighty Thor into a woman with unwieldy big bazongas. How did that turn out? I never read comic books, so I don’t know and I’m not exactly on fire to explore the question.
How far does culture rot have to go before we don’t have a culture?
Ah! But imagine you’re watching a Superman movie and just burning up inside because Superman is white. What do you do?
You put on a pair of Co-lor-Spex from Pdgaa Products–and presto! Everyone in the movie, even in the crowd scenes, is black! No more whiteys anywhere. Buy a different pair of Spex for every color!
And they work with pictures in books, too. And TV broadcasts. And for stuff streaming on your computer. Even the nooze!
With Co-lor-Spex you will never again–never!–have to see people who aren’t the right color. But wait, there’s more!
Pdgaa’s crack research team is working on All Day Co-lor-Spex so that every person you see in public or in private will be in the color that you want to see! You’ll never again see anyone who’s in the wrong skin color!