How About This for a ‘Cause of Death’?

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As long as we’re getting into the business of politicizing death certificates by listing COVID-19 as the cause of just about every death, sometimes filled in on the certificate before the patient even dies, how about this?

“Cause of Death: Chinese Communism”

What? Not true, you say? Well, it wasn’t the Lincoln, Nebraska, Republic Club that unleashed the Chinese Communist Wuhan Death Virus From China on the world. And then covered it up until it got totally out of control.

“Cause of Death: Corrupt and Useless Institutions of World Government”

That takes care of the role of the World Health Organization in aiding and abetting Red China’s unsuccessful cover-up.

But the Bible has already said it, with God’s holy wisdom, personified, speaking: “[A]ll they that hate me love death” (Proverbs 8:36).

It’s Shortage Time!

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Weekend grocery shopping-time this morning–and boy is our supermarket out of things! You want meat? Ha-ha-ha! Paper towels? Whistle for ’em.

Remember, back in the last century, Boris Yeltsin visited America and broke down and cried when he saw the fully-stocked shelves in one of our supermarkets. It was something whose like he’d never seen, at home in the USSR.

Hey, folks! Take a good long look at all these shortages–if you’re not too busy hoarding toilet paper. There’s a lesson to be learned here. And here it is:

Socialism is like this all the time.

But don’t take my word for it. In Venezuela they killed all the animals in the zoo and ate them. They haven’t had toilet paper for years. Ask them how much they’re enjoying socialism. And in North Korea they ate the bark off the trees.

When the Wuhan virus scare–a gift from communist China–blows over, let’s not forget this lesson.

If we ever again elect a Democrat government, we’ll deserve what happens to us.

 

A Few Pesky Questions

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Back in the early Fifties, Froggy the Gremlin used to cut windbags down to size by interrupting them with pesky questions.

Here are a few questions that need to be asked today.

As they contribute to a solution to the Wuhan virus crisis by calling everyone a Racist who mentions that the Chinese flu actually originated in China–in a bio-warfare lab, no less–does our nooze media still serve any constructive purpose?

Is the idea that everyone has to go to college the most inane idea ever?

How well will America get by without a hundred universities awarding degrees in Gender Studies and other equally jejune pursuits?

Is it really such a hot idea to fight the virus by not enforcing the law and letting criminals plunder our cities at will? (Philadelphia’s all set to try it.)

Does the United Nations have any good reason for continuing to exist?

Do we really want our era of history remembered as the one that invented “transgender”?

And you can probably think of dozens more with no help from me.