There are those who say that Garden Gnomes with pointy red hats are an unrecognized, under-reported, clear and present danger.
Usually they just stand there in the garden–when you’re looking at them, that is. You don’t see what they get up to when you’re not looking at them.
Here, in this offishul police video, we encounter some Garden Gnomes who had stolen a car and done a spot of joy riding. Watch what happens when the officers try to investigate!
Obviously this means our colleges and universities must, with all possible speed, establish degree programs in Garden Gnome Studies.
Their numbers are growing, and it’s only a matter of time before they… Well, I don’t know what they’ll do, but it’s bound to be bad.
They also make funny travel commercials and there is the travelling gnome prank where you return one to the wild.
Actually gnomes are a microaggression trigger towards the height challenged comrades among us and need to be banned immediately so my feelings don’t get hurt. {:o)
So that’s it! At 5’2″, apparently I’m height challenged! I’m so glad you’ve alerted me Thorsten! 🙂 Maybe Joe Collidge will have a program instituted at his collidge to ameliorate this situation immediately!
Those travel commercial gnomes are hilarious – I especially like the one where he’s driving the tour bus and the one where goes flying across his hotel room after nearly electrocuting himself.
That was a great video! GNOMES ARE REAL! (and they’re out to get us). It’s obvious to anyone with half a brain that aggressive gnomes are caused by Global Warming.