This candid photo of a mother jackalope fiercely defending her young was taken by an amateur washing machine repairman in Ongs Hat, New Jersey. He had a narrow escape.
We are getting jackalope reports from all over the country now, a strong indication that the jackalope population has increased dramatically. Scientists believe it’s because of Climate Change and transphobia. What the jackalopes themselves believe is a secret.
They look cute and cuddly, but don’t get too close! A pack of hungry jackalopes can skeletonize a grown man in less than 60 seconds. I have always wanted to use the word “skeletonize” in a sentence, and now I’ve done so.
I’ve loved jackalopes ever since I was stationed in Wyoming and was first introduced to them. The Wyoming jackalopes can be quite friendly, actually, once you learn their language — and buy the cute statuettes of them in their gift shops. 🙂
If jackalopes would just stick to operating gift shops, there’d be no problem. It’s when they make off with your lingerie that things get awkward.
The problem is, with antlers like that, lingerie gets snagged easily. 🙂
Jackalope is real?
Down in Texas the Jackalopes are so big cowboys can ride them (but at their own risk).