Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when the president’s freakin’ wife, whom no one voted for, who is accountable to no one, got to decide what millions and millions of kids in public schools could have or not have for lunch.
Want those days to come again?
Next election, just refrain from voting Republican.
By and by, they won’t be satisfied with controlling what your kids can eat. They’ll tell you what to eat!