The grate Thing abuot Collidge “is” we lern stuff we nevver knowed befour!!
Frinstints, yeasterday i lernt that Brusching yore Teeeth it is Racist!!! Evry Wyte Parson who brusches his Teeeth he “is” “a” Racist!! and aslo “it” is No Good for Peple Of Culler to brusch thare Teeeth ether becose “that” it Is Acting Wyte!!!
Yiu wood be supprized at “all themb” Things thatt turns Out “to Be” Racist!! i amb so Gladd i swiched my Majer to Nothing Studdies becose now i amb lerning all kinda things Thay “are” Racist and yiu woodnt nevver know “It” iff yiu didnt Goto Collidge!!!
Hear are “some Moar” Things that “are” aslo Racist that yiu probly didnt Know abote:;- Sun Screeen, shooe laces,, maiking yore Bed ((evin thuohgh i nevver do that anyhow), Drinking Millk, whaching cat viddios {i dont do that neether!! i alreddy knowed that it is Racist],, Bying Stuff at the Stoar, and aslo that orinj stuff “thay calll” it Tang or som Thing!! i amb so Greatfull to Nothing Studdies becose thay teached me that!!!
I cant hardly Whaite untill i Gradurate and then get a Mastres Deeegree and than a PhuD and than I can “be” “a” Prefesser of Nothing Studdies!!!
And combing hair! — combing hair is also racist!
He hasn’t gotten to that lecture yet.
Better forget about that shower too. Yep Joe, you are learning volumes.
What is Joe going to do when he finds out getting an education is racist.
Oh, no, Education is always morally irreproachable.
Joe might be in college, he might be paying tuition and racking up student loan debt, but he’s not getting an education, in any useful sense of the word.
He is certainly getting what is called “education” nowadays, and plenty of it.
Especially when/if he has to pay the student loans back and is doing good to find a job shlepping pizzas or mopping floors.
I think you might be shooting a little too high for him, career-wise.
Probably so. Joe i’s more like the guy that watches the pizza deliveryman’s bike for him while it’s parked in front of the pizzeria. Maybe he could do that if the apprenticeship was long enough. About 15 – 20 year, I reckon. 🙂