Trump he Is Distended Fromb WerWolfs!!

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Whell! We hadded a spacial lexture “to day” in Nothing Studdies al “abote” Donold Trump and wye he “is” so Eevle and “that is” becose he Is Distended fromb Werwolfs in Germyny!!! So he Can “be” Impeeched foar being a Werwolf!!!!!

He is distended fromb Peeter Strump but than thay chainged thare Name to Trump and eminated fromb Germyny so thay woodnt Get cawt!!! We heered al abote “it” in the Lexture! and thare “was” a Moovy abuot it tooo but i diddnt sea it!

Jist like alll “the” Othher Werwolfs in his fambly Donold Trump hoose name “is” reely Strump he gose Out “at” Nite and terns Intwo a Wolf so that he “can” Proul the Streats of Whashingtin and eate poor peples’ Baybes!!! No boddy knows! how menny innacint peple “he” has eeted so Far but the Lexterer she sayed it gots to be At Leest 3 hunderd 3,00!!!!!! He has got this hear spacial Bellt he putts on that terns himb “into” A Wolf!!! and wen he taikes It Offf agen he terns “Back” into a Racist!!!

He is aslo maiking a Lot of Peple be tooo fat but “that” is anether Stoary!!

Wen al this hear News it “comes out”” thare whil Be a Clammer for himb to get impeeched and then hee shood auhght to Be Extracuted!!!!! It “is” Un-Consatoocionel for the Pressadint “to” “be” “a” Werwolf!!!!!!!!!!

And then Pressadint Obamma he can come “back” And be Pressadint agan for Evver!!!!!!

 

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

One response to “Trump he Is Distended Fromb WerWolfs!!

  • unknowable2

    Joe,

    You really helped me with this one. I won’t contest your assertion, but this opens an interesting door. If this president can turn into something other than what he normally is, so can other presidents. I can think of one former president that turned into a satyr and has stayed that way ever since. Actually, there was at least one president before him that turned into a satyr, and that was before it became fashionable.

    I can think of one other president that turned into a Jackass, although upon reflection, I’m sure there are a number of presidents that did that before him. 🙂

    Like

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