We hadded A spacial Party “last” nite four Al “the” Stoodint Soviet, it wasnt crissmiss Eave, we hadded a Pressadint Obomma Paarty insted “and” It was reely Grate axept the Gye we “wher” “goingto” Sackrafise he runned “away” And we coodnit cache himb so we hadded to Sackrafise somb Card Bored insted!!!
And aslo we had spagetty “and” Meetbolls maid “out” Of Play@Doh becose it is sexist to eet meet so we ated Play-Doh and i mustof ated tooo mutch and nhow i pheel so Sick!!!!!!!!!! i coodnit harrdlie “get out” Of bedd too-day and so fore Brexfisst i ated somb Tisshoo Payper but That it “didnt” Help At Alll!!!!!
Oh i amb goingto heeve!!!
Whe was goingto has “anether” Party too-day for Pressadint Hillery but i has herd “that” evry Boddy thay Are awl too Sick to cellarbraite;; mayby we shoodnitof drinked that stuph that comes Out “of” Car battaryes it was Sappozed to get us High!!! and swallering Alka Seltser on topp “of” It that didnt Help ether!!!!
I cant rite no “moar” i amb pheeling wooozy!!!
Just as I thought … The woke will swallow anything.
Maybe they should have diluted the battery acid. Of course, they could have just not drunk any…
The clerks in one of my squadrons wouldn’t let me make the coffee because they said they didn’t need that much battery acid. Humphhh. As far as I’m concerned, coffee should be strong enough for a spoon to stand up in it … and then gradually sink. 🙂
In one of Arthur Upfield’s inimitable Bony mysteries, “The Widows of Broom,” we meet a burned-out professor who sometimes drinks battery acid, diluted with water.
If you like mysteries and haven’t read any of Upfield, his Australian mysteries are a real treat.