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Accidently discovered while pursuing research into hair restoring creams, Profunditol’s effects were immediately apparent. “You eat a bowl of it, or put a couple of scoops of it on a sugar cone, and take it like it’s ice cream,” explained company janitor Sid Viscous. “It tastes terrible! But it’ll make you smarter in a hurry. Look at Joe Biden: he takes it every day.”
So does Violet Crepuscular, “But she’s now too smart,” said Viscous, “to do an endorsement for free.”
Profunditol is expected to transform the human race into vast multitudes of scientists, philosophers, artistes, and vagabonds.
Ask your community organizer about it today!