I’m still hopeful that Norbert will make it to my imaginary party tomorrow, but I forgot he has an imaginary baseball game scheduled for the afternoon.
Don’t sell him short–he has a 1.000 on-base percentage! If you think Eddie Gaedel was hard to throw a strike to… well, Norbert’s strike zone is actually smaller than the baseball.
Eddie Gaedel at bat.
Indeed, there’s a lot of controversy as to whether Norbert even has a strike zone.
Well, we’ll save him some goodies in case he shows up. The imaginary caterer is equal to any situation.