This moaning I hadded to “go to” Chareman Mousey Dung Hall to get my Privlidge czecked “and” i runned Into this hear Gye he was Reely Skared!!!!! and he hadded a Ragg and was “try-ing” to wype his Shaddoe off “The” wall!!!!!
He eggsplaned it to me,, “I am “try-ing” to Get ridd Of my Shaddoe and i jist Cant wype it Aweigh”!”!” He jist kepp wyping and wyping And wyping but he coodnt maik “it” Go Aweiy!!!
Natchruly I assked himb wye “he” “was” dooing that and he sayed it’s “becose my Shaddoe it is Racist!!!! I lernt that in a lexture!!! Awl Shaddoes thay “are” racist”!!””
Whell nhow haow cood “that” bee?? I meen, lyke, evry boddy’s Shaddoe thay “Are” awl Black,, rite????? “Yiu must of herd It rong” I sayed,, “yore shaddoe It Is Black and black, it cant be Racist!!!!” Butt he sayed “Shaddoes thay “are” ownly Pre-tenting to be Black!!! It is A “Trick!” So’s we cant Sea themb wen its Darrk!! Thats wen thay go owt and Do thare Racist stuph!!”
I nevver thinked of that befour!!!! And thare was My Shaddoe standin rite neckst To his!!!! And nhow that I thinked of it,, i nevver did sea My Shaddoe wen it was nyte tyme!!”! So of coarse I assked himb, “Has yiu got anether Ragg?? We got to wype ouwt my Shaddoe tooo!””!!
We tryed and tryed butt “we Jist” coodnt doo it!!!!!!!!!!
Shaddoes thay Are Prooof that awl wyte peeple thay are Racists!!!!!!
That’s okay, Joe. If you did manage to erase your shadow, you’d be called a white supremacist for trying to erase Blackness.
Gets confusing, doesn’t it? Well, who ever said being Woke was easy?
I think we’ve reached an inflection point. Yes indeed, everything is evil and there’s not any way to escape. 🙂
Keep wiping, Joe.
Sometimes the left seems to pick up their next talking point from satire
If Joe Collidge is teaching them, they’re in worse trouble than we thought.
Yep!