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Frist thay are Goingto do a Do-Over on Mack Beth!!! He “was” caulled Beth becose “he” was a Trans Wymmxn!!!!!!! He “was” Queene of Skotland!! Biggits and Haters thay done himb In!!
Then thay wil Do Hamblet,, it Is a Plaiy abuot Vegans!!!! He was cauled “”Hamb-Let”” becose he ated Hamb!!! It maid himb Crayzy so he seed Gostes awl Araond “the” Cassle! This heer tradegy it hapened “In” Den-Mark wen Kennidy he “was” pressadint!!!
Yiu sea theez plaiys Thay “are” Oald-Fashinned,, thay knead To “be” Modrinized!!!! Awl the wyte Hetro-Normbativve privlidge stuph it Has “got” “Tobe” took auot!!!!!!! So No One thay are aloud “to” reed Or sea theeze plaiys “No More” not untill thay Awl get re-rote!!!! Wea Are Thincking of maiking Evvry-one ware Blined Foaleds so thay woont sea It “by” Axadint!!!!!!
Sumb Day wee whil re-rite Alll “the” Boocks oar Elsse jist taik themb awl Aweaiy!!!!! Wee doughnt kneed Boocks no moar Ennyhaow!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Collige probably thinks “Mac the Knife” is about MacBeth.
Joe and his classmates can write??? 😛
They’ll have to hire a scribe.