Big Government can take us here!
It’s been almost ten years since I wrote this, but the only thing that’s changed is the label on a package full of nothing. Nobody says “global warming” anymore. Now it’s “Climate Change.” But it’s still nothing but scare-mongering to grow the government.
Yeah, yeah, guys–come 2047, or whatever year you’re going with today, we’re all as good as dead. And all because we stupidly tried to hold on to our freedom! When everybody knows the only government that can save us is absolute government, free from any and all restrictions.
Here’s to a new world inhabited by wandering transgender vegans living a 12th-century lifestyle and dying off at the age of fifteen.