Win a $300,000 All-Electric Car!

2024 Cadillac Celestiq: What We Know So Far

(The nice scenery’s another $100,000.)

Pssst! Byron the Quokka here, with THE sure-fire way to get this blog going again. But keep it quiet, ’cause Lee doesn’t know about it yet.

You’ve heard of the 2024 Cadillac “Celestiq”–how’s that for a really cool name?–that’s gonna go on sale for $300,000… and up! And it’ll be totally electric! All you need to run it is some batteries. Just like a flashlight!

(I love that name, “Celestiq”! I love watching a platypus trying to pronounce it! Ha-ha!)

So, how’s about we give away a 2024 Celestiq to whoever posts Comment No. 91,000 on this blog? I mean, we’re almost there–how much longer can it take?

I hear there’s another all-electric car coming from Ginsu Motors, this one to cost $500,000–a cool half-million. And there are rumors that the WEF Doozy will run you $750,000. John Kerry’s getting one!

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3 comments on “Win a $300,000 All-Electric Car!

  1. Too funny! Yes, I know there’s really (or supposedly) going to be a Celestiq. But I like the idea of a WEF Doozy. Can I get a Tonka Toy version of it? I’d love to send the WEF Doozy cannonballing down a track into the bathtub. Will there be a miniature John Kerry in it? Or maybe even Klaus Schwab?

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