(The nice scenery’s another $100,000.)
Pssst! Byron the Quokka here, with THE sure-fire way to get this blog going again. But keep it quiet, ’cause Lee doesn’t know about it yet.
You’ve heard of the 2024 Cadillac “Celestiq”–how’s that for a really cool name?–that’s gonna go on sale for $300,000… and up! And it’ll be totally electric! All you need to run it is some batteries. Just like a flashlight!
(I love that name, “Celestiq”! I love watching a platypus trying to pronounce it! Ha-ha!)
So, how’s about we give away a 2024 Celestiq to whoever posts Comment No. 91,000 on this blog? I mean, we’re almost there–how much longer can it take?
I hear there’s another all-electric car coming from Ginsu Motors, this one to cost $500,000–a cool half-million. And there are rumors that the WEF Doozy will run you $750,000. John Kerry’s getting one!
Meanwhile, you can join the In Crowd just by winning our current comment contest.
Tell ’em Byron the Quokka sent you!
Too funny! Yes, I know there’s really (or supposedly) going to be a Celestiq. But I like the idea of a WEF Doozy. Can I get a Tonka Toy version of it? I’d love to send the WEF Doozy cannonballing down a track into the bathtub. Will there be a miniature John Kerry in it? Or maybe even Klaus Schwab?
They say Ted Kennedy will drive it.
No thanks Byron. I like the books best.