Awll we whil kneed is sumb New Cloathes!!!!
Heer at Collidge we “cant” wate to get Cumputer Chips in-planted In “our” Branes so we can “be” reel Smart and aslo Live Fourevver!!!!
But “we” hadded a Prefesser, he “was the” frist to get Brane Chips and no boddy thay espected It, but sooon it turnt Out “he hadded” a promble!!!! Affter he gotted The Chip,, he walked Backwurds and eeted wood!!!!!!! Hapily this Did “Not” innerfear whith himb being “a” Prefesser!!!! Unhapily,, he got reel Sick!!! and aslo keeped bumping Into things!!!
Whell, it was ownly “to Be” ixpected thare wood Be “a few” Glitches in the Chip! That thare it Is Proggress!!!!! The neckst Chip it wil Be Bettter!!!!!! Heck, jist Thinkin abuot Chips it awlreddy maiks yiu Smarter!!!! Jist lyke Me!!!
So fahr thare Is Not enuouhgh Chips “to” go Arownd so we has awl Got “to” wate our tern!!!!!! I amb eeting Lots “of” Patater Chips! Eavintcherly sumb of themb thay whil wyned Up “in my” Brane and i wil Be eevin Smarter then I amb nhow!!!!
And I “can” stay heer In Collidge fourevver!!!!!!!!
Speaking of computers, el gato malo (actually, gatito bueno) said today that with all the booster updates required for the covid vaccines, “if this vaccine requires any more updates i think probably they’re gonna have to rename it “microsoft.”
https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/kitten-corner-update-time
Some of the comments to that post are pretty funny, too.
LOL
Unreal. Note to humanity: there is no way to interface a computer chip to your brain. Yes, they can insert electrodes and introduce tiny currents, and this is used in some therapies, but your brain can’t talk to a computer chip.