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Awll we whil kneed is sumb New Cloathes!!!!

Heer at Collidge we “cant” wate to get Cumputer Chips in-planted In “our” Branes so we can “be” reel Smart and aslo Live Fourevver!!!!

But “we” hadded a Prefesser, he “was the” frist to get Brane Chips and no boddy thay espected It, but sooon it turnt Out “he hadded” a promble!!!! Affter he gotted The Chip,, he walked Backwurds and eeted wood!!!!!!! Hapily this Did “Not” innerfear whith himb being “a” Prefesser!!!! Unhapily,, he got reel Sick!!! and aslo keeped bumping Into things!!!

Whell, it was ownly “to Be” ixpected thare wood Be “a few” Glitches in the Chip! That thare it Is Proggress!!!!! The neckst Chip it wil Be Bettter!!!!!! Heck, jist Thinkin abuot Chips it awlreddy maiks yiu Smarter!!!! Jist lyke Me!!!

So fahr thare Is Not enuouhgh Chips “to” go Arownd so we has awl Got “to” wate our tern!!!!!! I amb eeting Lots “of” Patater Chips! Eavintcherly sumb of themb thay whil wyned Up “in my” Brane and i wil Be eevin Smarter then I amb nhow!!!!

And I “can” stay heer In Collidge fourevver!!!!!!!!

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You won’t have seen this on TV, because they’ve hushed it up.

Olympic high diver Randolph Wibble, USA, tried to cheat by having a computer chip implanted in his brain. The computer would control his dive, guaranteeing a perfect dive every time. Gold medal, here we come.

But just as Wibble began his leap from the diving platform, the computer decided it was time for an update and left poor Randy in the lurch. With no computer guidance, his dive was an embarrassing disaster… which an alert sportswriter immediately dubbed, “Wibble’s Wobble.” Honestly, a sackful of bricks would’ve done a better dive. Judges awarded him 0 points out of 10.

The impact of the water affected the computer in another way.

Randolph Wibble now talks backwards.