Heer at Collidge we hased a Grate lexture “by” the Crapola Bros. awl abuot haow we has got “to” Stop Chrissmiss!!!! ((I amb Not siure i spelt thare naimes rihght)) becose it Ofends evry boddy Whom Wants to “be” ofenddid!!!!!
We the Stoodint Soviet thinks thare “shoodnt” awt “to be” no Chrischins heer butt i amb Afrayyed thare Are stil at leest “a” cupple duzzen Of themb!!! and thay whant “to” cellerbrayte Chrissmiss!!!!!! Lyke Gretter Thunburg she says,, “Haow Dair thay?”?”?”
So we voated to Ban awl that thare Chrissmiss stuph lyke Treees and deckaraycions “and” reeths and God etcc.!.! We Are fourming Skwads to ketch peeple “singin” Chrissmiss carrules and we whil beet themb “Up” and putt themb Into Sensertivvaty Traning!!!!!
And insted of Chrissmiss we whil cellerbrate Pressadint Jobydin!!!! and we Are traning spatial stoodints To-Be jist lyke himb!! So in caise enny thing it hapens “to” himb we will has parsons Whom “can” taike his Plaice!!!!! that whey we whil Nevver “run Out of” Bydins!!!
And aslo “we” whil Put Up a Byden Tree, i caint wayt!!!!!!!!
Reemember! Thare can ownly “Be” free-dem if The Guvvermint controlls it!!!!!!
I think our overlords have already adopted Joe’s slogan: “There can only be freedom if the government controls it.” And there can only be free speech if the government monitors it. And we can only live normally if we accept lockdowns and masks and forced injections. And we can only have “our democracy” if the government decides which ballots to count. And….
By the way, I think I’m going to shut down my computer for the rest of the day. It’s been playing tricks on me ever since I got home from my errands: slogging along like a snail; turning its screen on and off until I shut it down and started over with a cold boot; asking to be restarted in order to install updates and then freezing up so I had to turn off the power completely and try again, after which it took 15 minutes to do the updates and restart; asking a second time to be restarted to install the updates it had just installed; and generally wasting the better part of the afternoon for me. Enough. I’m off to the couch with a book of puzzles, a Marion Babson mystery, and a warm cat.
Now they’re torturing me about my blood pressure prescription… aaaaaagh!
European schools are not allowed to celebrate Christmas – Muslims don’t like it.
Yeah–and then they blame the Muslims for it, and the Muslims don’t like that at all. “We’re not the ones who demanded no Christmas!” Some of the time I believe them.
Sometimes I think liberals are copying satire as their agendas