Heer at Collidge we hased a Grate lexture “by” the Crapola Bros. awl abuot haow we has got “to” Stop Chrissmiss!!!! ((I amb Not siure i spelt thare naimes rihght)) becose it Ofends evry boddy Whom Wants to “be” ofenddid!!!!!
We the Stoodint Soviet thinks thare “shoodnt” awt “to be” no Chrischins heer butt i amb Afrayyed thare Are stil at leest “a” cupple duzzen Of themb!!! and thay whant “to” cellerbrayte Chrissmiss!!!!!! Lyke Gretter Thunburg she says,, “Haow Dair thay?”?”?”
So we voated to Ban awl that thare Chrissmiss stuph lyke Treees and deckaraycions “and” reeths and God etcc.!.! We Are fourming Skwads to ketch peeple “singin” Chrissmiss carrules and we whil beet themb “Up” and putt themb Into Sensertivvaty Traning!!!!!
And insted of Chrissmiss we whil cellerbrate Pressadint Jobydin!!!! and we Are traning spatial stoodints To-Be jist lyke himb!! So in caise enny thing it hapens “to” himb we will has parsons Whom “can” taike his Plaice!!!!! that whey we whil Nevver “run Out of” Bydins!!!
And aslo “we” whil Put Up a Byden Tree, i caint wayt!!!!!!!!
Reemember! Thare can ownly “Be” free-dem if The Guvvermint controlls it!!!!!!