You know those DNA tests are racist! She is, she is, she is a Native American! (And I am the Sultan of Swat.)
Columbus is still Columbus, so I guess this little plan fell through.
The above is, of course, a satire. It’s edging closer and closer to reality, though. Our little cultural canoe could easily go over the falls.
(Am I allowed to say “canoe”?
(Who are they going to dig up to replace Biden, when he finally blows the rest of his fuses?)
It will be something to watch out for. Could it get worse?? How, you ask.
I remember when they really were talking about changing the city’s name. The leading candidate for the new name was “Taste Town” because Columbus had always been a city where new restaurant concepts were tested. Fortunately, that name and some that were even stupider got laughed out of town. But who knows when the project will get started again?
Name a city “Taste Town”? Holy moly.