You know those DNA tests are racist! She is, she is, she is a Native American! (And I am the Sultan of Swat.)
Columbus is still Columbus, so I guess this little plan fell through.
The above is, of course, a satire. It’s edging closer and closer to reality, though. Our little cultural canoe could easily go over the falls.
(Am I allowed to say “canoe”?
(Who are they going to dig up to replace Biden, when he finally blows the rest of his fuses?)