G’day, boys ‘n’ gulls! Things have been pretty messed up around here lately, but not to worry, someday we’ll get back to normal.
Meanwhile, this special edition of our TV listings is dedicated to our sister, Erlene Talbott.
Saturday
6:14 a.m. Ch. 56 THE LOST CITY WHERE STARLINGS HANG OUT–Award-winning twaddle
Do you believe it? This show won a Golden Glob! This week: Dr. Pondo (real name unknown) keeps on trying to teach the starlings to talk and sing. Judge for yourself the professor’s sanity!
7:08 a.m. Ch. 22 THE OTHER LOST CITY–Inane beliefs
If you’re already watching that bunk about the starlings, you probably don’t need this show. Old Dennis the Menace fans will go ga-ga over this: the guy who played Dennis’ neighbor, Mr. Wilson, returns to the airwaves as a wise but foolish talking mushroom.
9 a.m. Ch. 06 ROBIN HOOD 2.0–Medieval western
Robin (Hsiang Wei-fu) quits Sherwood Forest for the high plains of Kansas. The year was 1207 A.D. No stage coaches to rob! This week: Robin sinks deeper and deeper into depression. No one takes it seriously.
Well! I hope these three little shows will give you much laughings!
These are widely considered the three best movies ever made.
Poor Robin Hood — not only no stage coaches, but not even any dense forests to hide in. No wonder he’s depressed. He needs some of Violet’s toothpaste rolls to cheer him up.
The Golden Glob — wasn’t there once a monster movie about it? (Oh, no, I must be thinking about The Blob. Silly me.) 😛
Thank you a bunch, Byron, ol’ chop. Don’t know how I could do without ya. Keep em coming.