From May 13, 2021
Why go to all the trouble to make a black Superman movie (https://www.inverse.com/entertainment/dc-black-superman-jj-abrams-clark-kent) when anyone can just put on a pair of glasses that lets you see anyone in any color you please? Besides which, who goes to the movies anymore? There’s nothing to see.
Ah! But imagine you’re watching a Superman movie and just burning up inside because Superman is white. What do you do?
You put on a pair of Co-lor-Spex from Pdgaa Products–and presto! Everyone in the movie, even in the crowd scenes, is black! No more whiteys anywhere. Buy a different pair of Spex for every color!
And they work with pictures in books, too. And TV broadcasts. And for stuff streaming on your computer. Even the nooze!
With Co-lor-Spex you will never again–never!–have to see people who aren’t the right color. But wait, there’s more!
Pdgaa’s crack research team is working on All Day Co-lor-Spex so that every person you see in public or in private will be in the color that you want to see! You’ll never again see anyone who’s in the wrong skin color!
And they’re only $1.99 a pair! Order yours today!
Love it!
Gee, I don’t know …. Shouldn’t the villains be white? 😉
That’s why you should have more than just one pair of Co-lor-Spex!
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I wouldn’t be surprised to see this satire come true.
Sadly, a lot of satire is coming true.
It’s really astonishing. Most of the people I hang out with tend towards relatively traditional values. While I am not LDS (Mormon), I find their high moral standards refreshing, and they seem favorably disposed towards people who share their moral values. However, they find coffee drinking and even the moderate use of alcohol puzzling. It’s not part of their world.