A Treasure Rediscovered

Cleaning out my closet, I found an old paperback copy of The Jungle Books by Rudyard Kipling.

Once upon a time, I guess just about everybody read The Jungle Books. There was even a movie, starring Sabu. Mowgli‘s adventures in the Indian jungle, being raised by wolves and tutored by a bear, a panther, and a python, all told by a master storyteller–it just doesn’t get any better than that.

When I was a little boy, my Aunt Millie gave me for Christmas an illustrated edition of the first part of The Jungle Books (there are two parts). How I loved that book! It fell apart from overuse while I was still a child; but reading the stories now, over 50 years later, I can still see those illustrations as clearly as if they were on the page in front of me. The only difference is, I think I love the stories even better now.

(They’re getting under my skin, too. Last night I dreamed I was going to marry a black-and-white cat who talked and smoked cigarettes.)

If The Jungle Books are not fantasy fiction, very strictly speaking, they certainly share in the spirit of fantasy. Kipling creates something fantastic, something totally at odds with reality–a world of talking animals who have laws and customs–and by the greatness of his art, gets the reader to believe in it. And in visiting this unreal world of his, we wind up seeing the real world more clearly.

If you haven’t read these stories in a while, read them again. If you’ve never read them, and are going to read them for the first time… Well, I envy you!

Why Is It So Hard to Write Good Fantasy?

I’m always looking for more fantasy fiction to read, to inspire my own work and, hopefully, to teach me how to do it better.

I’ve read hundreds of mystery novels of all kinds, and can count on my fingers the ones that have been truly awful. It’s not hard at all to find a good mystery. But with fantasy it’s the other way around.

Why should that be? There are authors who have made prodigious amounts of money writing fantasy that is at best half-baked. And there are lesser fantasy writers who produce stuff that’s hardly fit for the bottom of a bird cage.

Good fantasy fiction, obviously, will have things in common with quality fiction in any genre: an interesting plot; well-drawn characters who have some depth to them; situations that engage the reader’s emotions; a smooth flow of the language. But in fantasy–and in science fiction, too, by the way–books that lack those features are, well, plentiful.

In addition to those indispensable qualities mentioned above, what should a fantasy have that would make it a really good fantasy? I can’t write a monograph here on this blog, but quickly glancing at a few of the greats in the field:

C.S. Lewis, in his Chronicles of Narnia and in his science fiction trilogy (Out of the Silent Planet, Perelandra, and That Hideous Strength) had a vision–a deeply Christian vision–underlying all these stories: that is, they have something very important to say to the reader. As an artist, Lewis was able to deliver his message without clubbing the reader over the head with it. As one of the visitors to this site has observed, Lewis drew his readers in because he left so much unsaid. The reader finds himself building on what he has read–you can’t help it.

In The Lord of the Rings and other works, J.R.R. Tolkien, too, built his stories on a foundation of faith. The stories mean something. Nor did it hurt that he literally spent a lifetime exploring and charting his fantasy world. He believed in it, and that’s why millions of readers wound up believing in it.

E. R. Eddison wrote one great fantasy novel, The Worm Ourobouros. Its outstanding feature is a unique and creative writing style: no one but a fool would try to imitate it. He has a great story to tell, populated with interesting and multi-dimensional characters–but the thing that makes it work is his wild and crazy use of English. If you can get into his language, it’s like getting into Shakespeare’s language. If you can’t, the book probably won’t work for you.

I’m sure I’ll want to return to this topic more than once. This time I really want to receive feedback from my readers. What makes a fantasy speak to you? What in a fantasy turns you off? I really want to know!

Another Cool Old Movie

Yesterday we watched Dragonwyck (1946), starring Gene Tierney and Vincent Price. It’s one of those films that’s hard to pigeonhole. Is it a Gothic romance, or a psychological thriller? A historical story, or a mystery? It contains elements of them all.

Gene Tierney plays a Connecticut farm girl who, in 1844, goes to live with her distant cousin Nicholas (Price), a great patroon of the Hudson valley, in his ancient mansion, Dragonwyck. Nicholas is trying to hold on to a tradition of feudal privilege that is fast passing away; meanwhile, his wife and little daughter don’t seem quite the ticket. By and by the wife dies under puzzling circumstances, the little girl is sent abroad, and Nicholas, obsessed by the desire to have a son, sweeps his Connecticut cousin into marriage. And from that point on, things get very pear-shaped.

You’ll never guess who steals the show. She only has one major scene, in which she exhibits suppressed evil, subtle malice, and perhaps a hint of deep-seated madness. I mean, she really creeps you out! And it’s all the more effective for being underplayed.

Yup, you guessed it–Spring Byington, that’s who. You know her best from old TV sitcoms; she was the star of December Bride and popped up in countless other shows. You won’t believe what she does in her role as Nicholas’ housekeeper. Her performance alone is worth several viewings–although Vincent Price is well worth watching, too. (Come to think of it, there weren’t very many actors who could have inhabited the wide spectrum of characters played by Price in his career. He really was a unique artist.)

Dragonwyck is not an easy movie to get your hands on, but if you ever have a chance to see it, go for it. You’ll want to see it more than once, so perhaps it belongs in your film library.

‘Judge Not…’

With the Boy Scouts turning into the Gay Scouts, and the rest of our culture being destroyed before our eyes, we hear, and are going to hear, a lot of flatline Christians and spiritual-but-no-religion types pretend to quote the Bible by saying, “Judge not! That’s what Jesus said! Never, never, never make any kind of judgment about anybody or anything!”

They take two words from one verse (Matthew 7:1, repeated in the same context in Luke 6:37) and try to nullify the entire moral teaching of the Bible. Hey–someone breaks each and every one of Ten Commandments every day? Judge not!

But when it comes to the secular teaching that sodomy is good and God, if there even is a God (which they deem most unlikely), is wrong for condemning it; and if you Christians reject it or oppose it, then you’re wrong, too–well, Christians who get conned by the “judge not” argument have totally failed to understand the scriptures.

In this case we do not have to judge, because God has already made the judgment for us, and caused it to be written in the Bible. The judgment is that homosexual activity is an abominable sin, worthy of the most severe condemnation.

And so, by refusing to recognize it as a sin, because we have been buffaloed by the “judge not” chorus and we want them to think we’re nice people, we then set aside God’s judgment for a stupid judgment of our own. It’s for a good reason, of course: we want those people to like us and to think we’re hip to the times.

Lord, deliver us out of this evil age. This is not a time I want to be hip to.

Idiocy From the Top Down

One of the local merchants in our town had his store’s annual fire inspection this week. Everything was found to  be in order–except, said the inspector, “you haven’t yet paid the annual $50 fee.”

“I haven’t paid it yet because it’s not due until June 1,” said the merchant.

“All right, then–for the time  being, I’ll write you up as  being in violation for not paying the fee, and then when you come in and pay it, we’ll rescind the violation.”

“But the fee’s not due until June 1. That’s next week! How can I be in violation for not paying it, when it’s not due?”

And at this point the inspector cut off all discussion with the magic words, “Well, that’s just the way we do it, and that’s what they tell me to do. It’s policy.”

Do you ever get the impression that these people who tell us what to do, from the White House on down to your own town hall, aren’t quite all there?

 

There Are Places I Remember

I haven’t got the heart today to write about the Boy Scouts becoming the Gay Scouts. With a holiday weekend on tap, I find myself waxing nostalgic.

Here are a few of the places that I used to know. They have been erased from the earth, bulldozed, paved over, by that jolly “green” environmentally-friendly political party whose name starts with a D. It is as if they never were.

Well, maybe I imagined them. But if I have, then the world that I’ve imagined beats the living daylights out of the real thing–as Puddleglum might say. Anyhow, here they are: once real, now gone.

1. Hangman’s Tree. This was a mighty tree that stood in the heart of a woodland that no more exists. From high up top in Hangman’s Tree, you could see practically to Egypt. It was a brooding black tree, and kid legend had it that they used to hang people from that huge, slightly curved branch some ten feet from the ground. We once freaked out a new kid on the block by leading him through the woods to Hangman’s Tree, all the while filling his ears with scary stories. Meanwhile, one of our set had gone ahead and hanged a doll from that big branch. So when we got there, we feigned shock and dismay, “Oh, no! They’ve hanged another one!” And you should’ve seen the poor newbie take off. Whoosh!

No trace of it remains.

2. The Spring. Not far from the very edge of the woods, this little spring bubbled up from the ground. The water was cold, no matter how hot the summer day, and indescribably delicious. Everybody in the neighborhood drank from it–my father used to bring bottles and fill them–and no one ever got sick. It’s all under a parking lot now.

3. Daredevil’s Creek. I have no idea how it got that name. It was just an ordinary little brook, bordered by some of the nicest blackberry patches you’d ever want to see. Some of us had the impression that the frogs here were bigger and bolder than elsewhere. The creek was right next door to a seasonal pond that we all used to play in. The pond is now paved over, and the creek has been chased out of existence by a development featuring streets named for poets.

4. The Foxhole. No one had a convincing theory as to why there should be this big hole in the middle of the woods. It was really much bigger than a foxhole, but we children of the Fifties grew up on war movies and we insisted on calling it The Foxhole. Even as a small boy, I sensed there was something magical about the site. But this particular  magic has been paved over.

I could go on. Every place I remember leads me to remember yet another one. I’ve lived in the same town all my life, and there’s practically nothing left of the places I grew up in. A few neighborhoods have remained basically the same.  Oh, but one last memory…

5. Quiet Sundays. These were the sounds of a summer Sunday afternoon here, once upon a time: the faraway crack of a bat, or clink of horseshoes; the occasional “clack-clack” of a non-motorized lawn mower; doves cooing; Mel Allen’s voice on the television, “How about that?” As opposed to what we have now: leaf blowers, heavy traffic, and really rotten music played at high volumes by idiots.

Mai ou sont las neiges d’antan?

Your Prayers Aren’t Private Anymore?

“Please detail the content of the members of your organization’s prayers.”

That’s what the IRS demanded of a pro-life group in Iowa when it applied for tax-exempt status, we learned during a Congressional hearing a few days ago, as reported by The Examiner on May 17.

It has taken me a while to wrap my brain around that one. Really–they want to examine the content of your prayers? Now that’s a lulu. Just when you thought they’d reached rock-bottom, they burst right through it on their way to Hell.

Maybe they’d be interested in this prayer:

“Father in heaven, now looks like it would be a very good time for some Old Testament-style smiting. Please, Lord, sweep away these wicked, godless fools and undo all their works: let no trace of them remain. And raise us up some decent, godly leaders to take their place and lead this poor, fallen nation to repentance. In Jesus’ name, amen.”

I hope they like it.

A Quick Book Update

I have just confirmed that Bell Mountain #5, The Fugitive Prince, is at the printer’s–which means it will soon become available. So some of you, puh-leeze!, get ready to order it and write glowing reviews on its amazon.com page.

Among other things, The Fugitive Prince is very much a story of grace, forgiveness, and redemption. I think I can safely say you’ll be surprised by who gets forgiven and redeemed–and how.

But there will also be plenty of battles, adventures, and sneaky plots to go around, so don’t expect to be bored.

Mr. Nature

Somehow I’ve gotten a small reputation as “someone who knows all about weird animals.” Yesterday, in fact, three different people asked me three different questions. Just call me Mark Trail.

*”How do you tell a deadly poisonous coral snake from harmless snakes that look just like it? I mean, I think I’ve got one in my magazine rack…” [Answer: coral snakes are the only red, yellow, and black-ringed snakes in which the red and yellow rings are adjacent to each other. Hence the ancient rhyme, “Red and yellow, kill a fellow.”]

*”Armadillos are digging up my house, and I want to trap them. What bait should I use?” [Answer: We don’t have many chances to trap armadillos in New Jersey. My guess is that, since armadillos eat ants, bait your trap with a piece of bread with jelly on it. That’ll draw ants. I guess…]

*”Can you get rid of this horrible big spider for me? He just ducked under the aluminum siding.” [Answer: From your description, and because I’ve been seeing them around here lately, I think you’ve got a male jumping spider who’s probably searching for a mate. He ducked because jumping spiders are among the very few spiders who can actually see you coming; and when they do, they always hide or run away. You won’t get bitten unless you grab the little hairy fellow in your bare hand. And why would you ever want to do that?]

I have been elected to this post without campaigning for it. Oh, well… send your inquiries to this blog and I’ll see what I can do.

A Verse from the Psalms

So now I’ve got a new book to write, my regular Chalcedon Foundation articles, this blog, and my News With Views column. Help!

Some people seem to think I’m having fun, handing out Greegie Awards and chronicling the purposeful destruction of my country by the very people who are supposed to be protecting it and building it up. Well, trust me, folks–it isn’t fun. Writing my books is fun. Reporting on all this bad stuff isn’t.

Turning to one of the very few remaining sources of good news:

Turn us again, O LORD God of hosts, cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved. (Psalms 80:19)

Pray it again, and again. God is nigh.